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1. wELCoMeToMyLiFe531
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 10:23pm UTC
   son: hey dad i got a girlfriend
   dad: nice son!
   girl: hey dad i got a boyfriend
   dad: *loads shotgun*
   
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2. bekahtheninja
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   June 24, 2012 8:22pm UTC
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3. Jemma96
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   June 25, 2012 11:40am UTC
   Being GAY is fine
   Being BISEXUAL is fine
   Being TRANSGENDER is fine
   Being LESBIAN is fine
   Being STRAIGHT is fine
   You know what's not?
   Wearing crocs.
   What's worse?
   Wearing crocs AND SOCKS
   
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4. AlwaysAwesomeNinjaUnicornz
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 8:22pm UTC
   Mom: Why are you doing that?
   Me: Because One Direction did it.
   Mom: So if One Direction jumped off a clif--
   Me: Yes.
   
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5. sunkissedgirls711
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   June 24, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   Teacher: If you have 10 cakes and someone asks for 2, how many are left?
   Me: 10
   Teacher: What if somebody forcibly takes 2 cakes, then how many do you have left
   Me: 10. and a dead body.
   mq/nmf
   
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6. SoccerGirl1016
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 5:38pm UTC
   format by Maddy5423
   I hate when I meow at cats and they don't meow back.
   Unbelievably rude.
   
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7. TheWrittenInfection
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 8:38pm UTC
   In the Up All Night album,
   Harry had almost 11 minutes of solos,
   Liam had about 9 minutes,
   Zayn had almost 6 minutes,
   and Louis and Niall each had about a minute and a half
   Tell me how that's fair
   
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8. BehindHerFakeSmile
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   June 23, 2012 10:34am UTC
   15 years from now:
   Kid 1: Hey, what's your name?
   Kid 2: Niam. You?
   Kid 1: Larry.
   Kid 2:
   Kid 1:
   Kid 2:
   Kid 1:
   Kid 2: Your mom likes One Direction too?
   Kid 1: Ohhh, yes.
   
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9. x0swimmerx0
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   June 23, 2012 11:34am UTC
   Mom: Who are you texting this late at night?
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me: .....Jake, from state farm
   ^^^I got yelled at after I said that...
   
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10. 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:46am UTC
    "If i was a boy the first thing
    i'd do is kick myself in the balls
    to see what it feels like."
    - Eleanor Calder ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill
    
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11. 伤*
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    June 23, 2012 2:38pm UTC
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12. hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.
    
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13. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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14. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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15. KawaiiBaii
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    Comment Your Birthday
    & find your twin ! (:
    nmf
    
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16. xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    A Good Song
    ruined by bad memories
    
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17. OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    Today I realized that strangers are like birds.
    If you run at them screaming and waving your arms, they will run away.
    Format by XxprettixX
    
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18. OMGIMATACO
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    October 10, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    That one shirt you have,
    » That Makes Your Boobs Look Huge. «
    
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19. marissarlly13
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    ♥American kid:
    "You're from the UK?
    Ohhh cool, So do you have tea with the Queen?".
    British kid:
    "Do you like, go to mcdonalds with Obama?".
    
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20. loveable2000
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 6:16pm UTC
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    It's a risk to love
    What i if it doesn't work out?
    Ah, but what if it does.♥
    
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