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littleleftofthemiddle

1. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 7:40pm UTC
   Me: i'm gonna make you mine
   Me: *right click, save image as*
   
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2. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   Are you a camera?
   because whenever i see you, i smile.
   
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3. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2012 5:43pm UTC
   Patrick: it's weird. my face is leaking.
   Spongebob: your face isnt leaking.
   you're just sweating from all the
   excersize.
   Patrick: exercise?!?
   Patrick: EW. i did not sign up for this.
   ladies and gentlemen, i am the female patrick star.
   
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4. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 8:57pm UTC
   If you look up beautiful
   in the dictionary,
   you'll find a picture of me.
   \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
   under the antonyms
   
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5. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 8:19pm UTC
   Girl reblogging a photo of herself: lol im bringing this back :)
   Mike Wazowski: put that thing back where it came from or so help me
   
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6. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 8:16pm UTC
   I'm not 'cute' awkward.
   I'm 'what the heck is wrong with you' awkward
   
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7. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2012 9:19pm UTC
   How do i get you in my bed?
   "just leave a trail of french fries. I'll get there"
   
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8. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   IF YOU CATCH ME ON THE STREET
   listening to my ipod, and i do a swift head turn, i'm probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video.
   please do not disturb.
   
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9. littleleftofthemiddle
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2012 8:52pm UTC
   DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS
   that you are not willing to work hard to change
   
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10. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    What if rappers rapped about nice things?
    like...
    YEAH GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
    put them in a closet for you cause its polite
    YEAH BABY THATS RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
    carry you to your bed cause baby i know you tired
    OH GIRL IMMA SLAP DAT
    Broom out of your hand because youve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
    
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11. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Those songs that
    wake up your inner stripper.
    
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12. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    Why I wear over sized sweatshirts
    30% because they're extremely comfy and cuddly
    70% to smack people with my sleeves
    
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13. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Parents: ok we will be home at 11 o'clock!
    Clock: 11:01
    Me: theyre dead and im alone i need to start my orphan life now.
    
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14. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    One Direction on American TV
    Niall on Cake Boss
    Harry on Cats 101
    Louis on What Not to Wear
    Zayn on America's Next Top Model
    Liam on Super Nanny
    
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15. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Is it just me,
    or is talking to your hairdresser
    the most uncomfortable
    thing in the world
    
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16. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    British boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today.
    American Boys: whaddup shawty you lookin hella fine winna winna chicken dinna hellz yea lets get naked.
    Arab Boys: you want to make friendship?
    legit made my day
    
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17. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    Is your name Katniss?
    Because you're starting an uprising in my district.
    
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18. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Me & nobody sitting in a tree.
    W-I-T-T-Y-I-N-G
    ..
    
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19. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Disney Channel Star: But i cant sing
    Disney Channel: it doesnt matter you're going to sing anyway
    
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20. littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Showing my mom witty:
    Mom:
    Stop scrolling so fast.
    what does that even mean
    hey they know one direction too
    MEGAN THERE ARE BAD WORDS SHIELD YOUR EYES
    are kids really this depressed
    ok what does this one mean
    hahaha i get this one
    who's steve
    you should put this one in your room
    wait.....hahahahahahahaaa
    i should make a witty.
    
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