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Member Since: 21 Mar 2012 03:20pm

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I believe that one day everything will be perfect and i wont have to pretend to be happy... that one day will come but until then i will walk with my head held high and a fake smile on my face, trying to convice the world that i am perfectly okay...because sometimes, when everyone believes you're fine, for just a little moment, you forget that you're not...

  1. lipsticklullabies lipsticklullabies
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    If I could see the future
    I'd know what I'd need to say...
    But all that I can hope for
    Is that tomorrow is better than today...

  2. lipsticklullabies lipsticklullabies
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair:
    [] Brown - $100
    [] Blonde - $50
    [x] Black - $60
    [] Red - $70
    [] Other- $75
    Eye Color:
    [] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [] Blue $150
    [x] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Height:
    [] Over 7′ - $200
    [] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $145
    Age:
    [] 50 to 56 - $175
    [] 46 to 50 - $150
    [] 41 to 45 - $125
    [] 31 to 40 - $100
    [] 26 to 30 - $75
    [] 21 to 25 - $50
    [] 19 to 20 - $25
    [X] 0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [x] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [] fifth born - $400
    [] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $495
    Drink?
    [x] I did like twice - $400
    [] Only Holidays - $250
    [] Sometimes - $215
    [] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [] Every other day - $50
    [] Once a day - $15
    [] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [] No - $600
    Vision?
    [x] perfect vision - $400
    []need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1,875
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [] 11 to 12 - $400
    [x] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Favorite Color
    [x] Green-$750
    [x] Red - $600
    [] Black - $100
    [] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [] Aqua - $350
    [x] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $300
    [] Pink - $100
    [] Other - $500
    Total: $3,445
    did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [x] Nope - $1000
    [] some- $750
    Total: $4,445

  3. lipsticklullabies lipsticklullabies
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    I can barely
    breathe
    </3

  4. lipsticklullabies lipsticklullabies
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:51am UTC
    How much are you hated in school?
    [] Gotten a referral
    [X]Gotten detention
    [X]Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
    []Gotten suspended
    [X]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    []Had to sit in principles office all day
    TOTAL SO FAR: 3
    []Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [X] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    [X] Didn't do homework for a month
    TOTAL SO FAR: 6
    [x] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [X] skipped class at least 1 time
    [X] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 9
    [X] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR: 13
    [] Went on MySpace, Friendster , xanga , or Witty on the computer at school
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [X] Called people during school hours
    [X] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [x] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR: 17
    [] Gotten a call home
    [] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [X] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Gotten a detention and didn't go
    [] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [X] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 20
    [] Slept in class
    [] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [X] Eaten during class
    [] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 21 now times this by 3…Result: 63% hated in school

  5. lipsticklullabies lipsticklullabies
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:47am UTC
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  6. lipsticklullabies lipsticklullabies
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:39am UTC
    I am 46% obsessed with my looks!
    I own:
    [x] hair straightener
    [] curling iron
    [] mousse
    [x] hairspray
    [] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [] bobby pins
    [x] hair clips
    [x] hair ties
    [] round barrel brush
    [] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [x] I have dyed my hair
    [] I have/had highlights
    TOTAL: 7
    Eyes: I own
    [x] black eyeliner
    [x] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [] fake eyelashes
    [] eyelash curler
    [x] eye shimmer
    [] contacts
    [] stunna shades
    [] eye makeup remover
    TOTAL: 5
    Lips/Teeth: I own
    [] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink lip gloss
    [x] lipstick
    [x] chap stick
    [] lip plumper
    [] electric toothbrush
    [] teeth whitener
    [] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    TOTAL: 4
    Complexion/Overall Face: I own
    [x] blush
    [] moisturizer
    [] face wash
    [] bronzer
    [] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [] cover up
    [] blotting papers
    TOTAL: 3
    Nails:
    [x]nail polish/varnish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [] nail buffer
    [] cuticle remover
    [] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [] fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    TOTAL: 4
    OVERALL TOTAL: 23
    Now multiply your number by 2
    Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks

  7. lipsticklullabies lipsticklullabies
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:22am UTC
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  8. lipsticklullabies lipsticklullabies
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Eventually Someone's Gotta Listen,
    Eventually Someone's Gotta Care,
    Right?
    Hey, we all have dreams,
    Mine are just a little DIFFERENT than yours...

  9. lipsticklullabies lipsticklullabies
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    If I Die Young,
    Bury Me In Satin...
    Lay Me Down
    On A Bed Of Roses <3

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