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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC

hey i just met you,
and girl you look crazy
what brand's your make-up
crayola maybe?
Fave for a series.

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xSillyBandz
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June 12, 2012 8:21am UTC

11:10."one more minute!"*gets distracted* 11:12."are you kidding me?!"

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:20am UTC

So, today I was in Walmart getting the latest Grand theft auto game & I had to explain to the lady at the register what it was because she didn't quite know ; So I Said it was about "A black guy who robbs strippers, Beat's people with golf clubs,& Steals cars," So she left to go get the game, And when she came back she had gotten "Tiger woods PGA Tour"
Never laughed so hard....♥
nmf. .

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Dear people who question why
girls go to the bathroom together,
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 2:33pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW THAT
most of the laugh tracks you heard on television were pre-recorded in the 1950's?
That means that a lot of the people you hear laughing on TV are dead.

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BravoSierra
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June 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Silent classroom with 100+ students taking a test
My stomach: I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying humpback whale.

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Andreaxoxo
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June 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

person: you're ugly
Me: shhh do you hear that?
person: hear what?
Me: its the winds of me not giving a f.uck
Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*

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ILoveStarWars
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June 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Last day of school:
Normal people: I'm gonna miss you so much! *Crying*
Me: I hated you all.

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