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  1. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    This happens daily:
    Mom: How was school today?
    Me: Good.
    Mom: How come you never give me a different answer?
    Me: How come you never ask me a different question?

  2. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    i fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easy, and care too much.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. fjones16 fjones16
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Taking a test in school :
    Ⓐ B C D
    A Ⓑ C D
    Ⓐ B C D
    A Ⓑ C D
    Ⓐ B C D
    A Ⓑ C D
    Something's not right here....

  5. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:29pm UTC

    it's amazing what a smile can hide.
    {mouse over}

  6. beachbabe7 beachbabe7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Dont bother putting your hand over my mouth when you want me to shut up...
    I will lick you.
    nmf

  7. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    This is witty not
    One Direction.com
    no offence.
    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  8. imabeachbum imabeachbum
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    I'm not forever alone
    I'm forever available (;

  9. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Him: Heyy <333
    ajkfasjfeqif, brb dying

  10. BlowingUpYourNotifications BlowingUpYourNotifications
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Fave, comment, or follow, and I will
    BLOW UP YOUR NOTIFICATIONS.(:

  11. TebowIsBeast TebowIsBeast
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    My oh my,
    Looks like the boy's too shy
    ----------------------
    Ain't gonna
    kiss the girl.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. walking_on_sunshine walking_on_sunshine
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 11:47am UTC
    Everybody is in a
    GREAT RELATIONSHIP. AND I'M JUST HERE LIKE
    "i'm having a love affair
    with my computer and
    WE ' RE CRAZY ABOUT EACHOTHER"

  14. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 11:14am UTC
    And then I was like :)
    And he was like :D
    And I was like :}
    And he was like ;)
    And I was like -___-
    And he was like :O
    And I was like :o
    And he was like ;)
    And I was like o.O
    And he was like @_@
    Then I was all :3
    And he was all -___-
    And I was all :L
    And he was like -_____-

  15. ibahnaynay ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 6:59am UTC
    Everyone Else: Im getting an iPad and a MacBook and $500 worth of clothes.
    Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK.

  16. AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn AintxNoxOrdinaryxUnicorn
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    - Is it dead?
    -I dont know . . .
    - Poke i t .

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    guy in my class: *sitting backwards*
    teacher: "turn around!"
    guy in my class: *sings* "briiiiight eyes... every now and then I fall apart!"
    me: "and I need you now, tonight!"
    guy friend: "and I need you more than ever!"
    everyone: "and if you only hold me tiiiiiight, we'll be holding on foreverrrrr!"
    i LOVE my class so much ♥

  18. volleyballgirl21 volleyballgirl21
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    "Hello, is Angelina there?"
    "No, she died."
    - Snooki ♥

  19. mol* mol*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    fav,hit ctrl, alt, then the down arrow

  20. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    To decode this you need to first FAV this...
    Then press F13.
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    --------------------------------------------------------------

:)

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