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1. limelimes62
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 2:33pm UTC
   Justin Beiber
   I love you Selena <333
   45 minutes ago · Selena Gomez likes this · comment
   Edward Cullen Nice job knocking her up.
   30 minutes ago · Like
   Pauly D YEAH BUDDY!!!
   28 minutes ago · Like
   Justin Beiber like you should be talking, Edward
   19 minutes ago · Like
   Bella Cullen Justin, we were married...
   18 minutes ago · Like
   Justin Beiber At least my kid won't be some half human blood sucking freak
   17 minutes ago · Jacob Black likes this
   Bella Cullen At least my kid won't have 2 mothers
   16 minutes ago · Like
   Miley Cyrus Who are you kidding Beiber, I shave more than you...
   5 minutes ago · Like
   Usher aww c'mon! now i gotta babysit 2 babies!!
   2 minutes ago · 9 people like this
   
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2. limelimes62
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 7:39pm UTC
   ♥
   >>>>>>> nmq
   www.whosawesome.com
   tryy it(:
   
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3. limelimes62
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2011 8:47pm UTC
   Slutty Girl
   Is cold, warm me upp(;
   24 hours ago · comment · like
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   Slutty Girl's Dad
   maybe if you didn't wear those long shirts you somehow call a dress, stopped wearing those tanks tops that are 5 sizes too small and kept your legs shut for more than 2 seconds you wouldn't be so cold. by the way sweetie, dinners almost done
   23 hours ago · 371 people like this
   
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4. limelimes62
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2010 5:04pm UTC
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   Dear Single Girl,
   I know you've probably given up on me already, but I'm on my way! (hopefully i won't miss the plane this time).
   Love,
   Price Charming
   P.S. i love you
   
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5. limelimes62
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2010 4:10pm UTC
   DidYouEverNotice
   that when you make both your hands into a thumbs up sign, that the left one looks just like a {b} and the right one looks just like a {d}? &when you put them together they look just like a bed? &that the word 'bed' looks just like an actual...
   *bed* BBb
   
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6. limelimes62
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2010 4:19pm UTC
   Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   my daddy warned me about guys like you.
   &Daisies are yellow,
   Tulips are pink,
   your stupid half-smile makes it hard to think.
   
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7. limelimes62
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2010 4:12pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. limelimes62
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2010 3:43pm UTC
   that weird moment when you know a guy is staring at your
   //boobs*}\\
   
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9. limelimes62
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2010 6:51pm UTC
   10 Dumb State Laws
   1. In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.
   -Who would they charge if you did jump off a bridge?-
   2. In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.
   -Cause every kid wants an alligator...-
   3. In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.
   -BARK!!! What now?-
   4. In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts.
   -Cause every kid wants too touch someones used cigarette off the street-
   5. In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.
   -Thats just random-
   6. In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.
   -...-
   7.In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street.
   -Oopppss...-
   8. In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer.
   -For our safety, or their pleasure?-
   9. In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
   -Awwww man!-
   10. In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.
   -Do you know another way to drive?-
   
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10. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 6:30pm UTC
    15 Random Facts You Never Knew
    1. If Bill Gates drops a thousand dollars, he won’t even bother to pick it up b/c in the 4 seconds he gets it, he would’ve already earned it back.
    2.Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
    3. Walt Disney was afriad of mice.
    4. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
    5. One bacteria could be the ancestor of 1 million bateria in 6 hours.
    6. In the U.S.A. the most common birth date is October 5 and the least common is May 22.
    7. Bill Gates can donate $15 to everyone on earth but still be left with $5 Million
    8. It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.
    9. In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.
    10. The creator of the NIKE Swoosh symbol was paid only $35 for the design.
    11. There are more fatal car accidents in July than any other month.
    12. In India, people are legally allowed to marry a dog!
    13. You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.
    14. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
    15. Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
    
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11. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2010 3:55pm UTC
    FAVORITE THIS IF...
    u were blown anyway when you found out the "E" and "X" in FedEx actually made an arrow
    
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12. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2009 3:54pm UTC
    i wanna live like phineas & ferb
    summer everyday, then winter break
    
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13. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 7:34pm UTC
    Im Sorry
    >for sicking up for myself every once and a while<
    >for not wearing tight jeans everyday<
    >that my hair isnt perfectly straight everyday<
    >that maybe i have feelings<
    >for not having it together 24/7<
    >that my boobs arent a DD<
    >that my butt is too small or too big<
    >that i dont get 100s on every test<
    >that i dont take every sentence in a sexual way<
    >for not texting every second<
    >for acting completely psychotic in public<
    >for actually eating the cafeteria food<
    >for not wearing a brand name every day<
    >for talking to the "losers"<
    >for being a nice person to strangers<
    >that im not in the best mood everyday<
    >for tripping a little bit<
    >for not talking about my friends behind their backs<
    >for actually not trying drugs<
    >that my quotes dont always get over 15 favorites<
    But Most Of All Im Sorry For Being Me
    
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14. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2009 8:24pm UTC
    if a big fat guy breaks into your house and shoves you into a bag...
    don't be afraid cuz i asked for you for christmas <3
    
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15. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2009 4:02pm UTC
    If The eyes had no tears;
    the soul would have no
    rainbow
    
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16. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2009 5:05pm UTC
    Edward Cullen;
    Making girls' hearts pound since 1901
    Jacob Black;
    Making girls' hearts stop since 1990
    
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17. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2009 2:44pm UTC
    Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID
    that he just whipped out a quarter ?
    38th quote(i think)
    
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18. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2009 3:55pm UTC
    Sometimes I Just Wanna
    screw all the hollister shirts,
    straight hair,
    and ridculous shoes
    And Strut Down The Halls
    singing "Dont Cha"
    with my hair in pig tails
    wearin knee high santa socks,
    neon orange converse,
    camo shorts,
    and a tie-dye t-shirt
    And Not Care What Anyone Else Thinks
    
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19. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2009 7:08pm UTC
    Boy,
    ur so shallow u make a kiddie pool look deep
    original. thought of it while venting...
    30th quote
    
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20. limelimes62
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    & isnt football kinda gay?
    i mean,
    they play in tights tackling each other trying to win that gold ring.
    Oh, and did i mention they slap butts?
    my friend thought of it. i thought it was funni and so true no jocking (:
    22nd quote
    
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