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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    she made your heart melt,
    but now you're cold to the core... and rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    for almost every situation,
    there is an appropriate line from a song.

  3. StefG StefG
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    They need to make
    bigger Capri Suns.
    I'm not 7 years old anymore.
    I am a teenager with
    some hard f**king thirst.
    All i'm saying, is 6.5 fl. oz.
    doesn't cut it anymore.
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
    not my format

  4. young_and_reckless young_and_reckless
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    if you were born in the 90's;
    Everybody knows that the best activity in gym involved a rainbow colored parachutte..
    •••••••••••♥•••••••••••

  5. mackenzie18 mackenzie18
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    how did you get that scar?
    WELL I WAS ALL LIKE COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 2:37am UTC
    i believed in a lot of things.
    i believed in falling madly, recklessly in love
    i believed in trying not to grow up too fast
    i believed in flirting just because it's fun to do
    i believed in singing really off-key and loud
    i believed that every single girl is beautiful
    i believed in happily-ever-after endiings
    i believed that maybe their was a romeo out there
    i believed in trusting my friends unconditionally
    i believed that no one would ever hurt me
    i believed that if you loved enough, you'd get
    love in return just for being patient.
    & then, i met him.
    AND I REALISED I'VE BEEING LYING TO MYSELF ALL ALONG

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 3:56pm UTC
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  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 3:10am UTC
    the way i see it, you can either
    COMPLAIN THAT THE ROSES HAVE THORNS,
    or be glad that the thorns have roses.

  9. NoApologies NoApologies
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    i was about to go
    when the light turned green, but
    >> my grandpa told me to stop <<
    i slammed on the brakes as a huge
    semi blew through the red light
    {it would have hit me, had i gone}
    I HAD TO PULL OVER
    >> because i was crying so much <<
    WHY?
    //because i was alone in the car
    my grandpa passed away last august♥
    ♥six♥billion♥secrets♥

  10. kotababii kotababii
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 4:09pm UTC
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  11. lilxmissxbonnie lilxmissxbonnie
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    My Parents should be proud of me.
    I'm addicted to the Internet, not drugs. (:

  12. SoOoSoOo SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    Here we go again
    you're happy
    I'm crying
    you know i'll come back
    i dont know if it's worth it anymore
    you're always right no matter what you
    do
    i'm always wrong even if i did'nt do
    ANYTHING
    but i kinda got used to it
    let's just say i'm losing someone i Love
    again

  13. grownsimba grownsimba
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    This life will hit you
    …HARD…
    in the face,
    wait for you to get back up,
    just so it can kick you in the stomach—
    •○•○•○•○•○
    But getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
    •○•○
    -Sarah Kay

  14. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

  15. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  16. rawrxmonique rawrxmonique
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 9:33pm UTC
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  17. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:15am UTC
    The reason women
    have such issues parking
    is because we're constantly lied to
    about what nine inches is.

  18. behappy111 behappy111
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:01am UTC
    big dreams, stupid fights,
    sleepy days, endless nights,
    broken hearts, mascara tears,
    cell phone bills, report card fears,
    clothes too tight, shoes so high,
    out past curfew, another lie,
    eyeshadow color, midnight black,
    lipgloss flavour, cherry attack,
    belts with stars, boys with cars.
    we’re from venus, they’re from mars?
    that’s not all, much more to fear
    just a taste of teenage years.
    nmqq, but love it

  19. EpicToast EpicToast
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 12:40am UTC
    today was the day you tried to shut me down.

  20. softball890 softball890
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:14am UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.10. NO white pants that week.11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".14. boys are 10x more annoying.15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.19. you don't care about anything BUT food.20. you wish you weren't a girl.21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.

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