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REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY  FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.

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REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.1. after sitting down for a while, you

484 faves · 7 comments · Aug 2, 2011 12:14am

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awalien36 · 1 decade ago
when you go into the store to buy some tampons/pads and theres a boy checkout person.
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softball890 · 1 decade ago
i know! especially when you like "okay im all good for another two weeks without my period" and BAM it like comes the next day
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lovecandy · 1 decade ago
best thing i read all day! love it!

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MaDy_16 · 1 decade ago
amen sista!!!
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silverarrows · 1 decade ago
Kaiteur falls not Niagra.
Kaiteur is the biggest one drop falls in the world :) It's in Guyana
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SunkistBieber · 1 decade ago
22. Falling asleep on a white sheet, waking up on the Japanese flag.
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lilsis24 · 1 decade ago
periods SUCK!
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