lilcyclone22

Join Witty Profiles!

lilcyclone22

Status:

Member Since: 9 May 2011 11:01pm

Last Seen: 29 Aug 2014 10:31pm

user id: 172945

47 Quotes
239 Favorites
2 Following
3 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair ^beta

follow block report

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 7:26pm UTC

How are mermaids born if they have tails?
A Sea-section

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 7:21pm UTC

Seeing a picture of you from
3rd grade
and thinking "What the heck
was I wearing?!"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:50am UTC

Tia and Tamara are 33.
Feeling old yet?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 235 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 7:52am UTC

I've always had this feeling that Steve's really a woman...

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 8:54pm UTC

That awkward moment when
You use up all your shaving cream and you've only shaved one leg.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 5:26pm UTC

What am I gonna do when the best part of me was always you?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Well...
Someone got their girlfriend at
"Whores-R-Us"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 17 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 5:48pm UTC

You remind me of my pinky toes!
...Why?
You're short, cute, and I'm definitely going to bang you on my couch sometime ;)
Marry me? :D

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 9:10pm UTC

If we were a movie
You'd be the right guy, and I'd be the best friend that you'd fall in love with ♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Nobody's home?
Goodbye, pants.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 6 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Boys, if you ask a girl who she likes and she says
"Oh, nobody."
1% are telling the truth
5% are lying
94% are saying nobody because
the somebody is you

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 6:48pm UTC

When someone asks,
"Why don't you have a boyfriend?"
Yeah, that's what I'd like to know too..
Nmq

© ThatsSoMeee :)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 7:36am UTC

I honestly don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day.
When I think of romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, fat toddler coming at me with a weapon.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Sleep is for the people without access to internet.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:39pm UTC

When I'm sad, I feel that every heartbroken song was written just for me. ♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
February 5, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Everybody Wants Happiness. No One Wants Pain. But How Can You Make A Rainbow Without A Little Rain?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

lilcyclone22
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Boy,you give me
premature ventricular contractions.