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lilchola805
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 8:02pm UTC

At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
& one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, favorite.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 8:12pm UTC

we all have that one friend who
needs to learn how to whisper.

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XoXoAnesa
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November 18, 2012 1:49pm UTC

When You Find a Shirt You Really Like and They Don't have Your Size........-.- Hate when that happens -.-

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xxiammexx
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 1:52pm UTC

Guys,
i'm sooo excited for
Christmas.

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Baileylovespie
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 6:39pm UTC

"death is easy, peaceful.
life is harder"
~Bella Swan; Twilight

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Kelsie15
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 5:54pm UTC

*In English*
Me: *Gets up to throw away scrap paper*
Teacher: Kelsie. Go sit down!
Me: It's cause I'm fat isn't it?
Class: *Laughs*
Teacher: *Laughs && shakes head* Good one, now sit down.
Me: *Sits on floor, looks up at teacher* Yes, ma'am.
Teacher: *Steps around me && keeps teaching*
Me: *Crawls back to desk*
Random kid: Dananana nananana
Class: *Giggles*
Teacher: *Laughs* Kelsie, you're not in the army, get up && sit in your seat.
Me: Shhh, I see the enemy. *Holds up fingers like a gun*
What happens when I'm bored.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:16pm UTC

If a car was about to
hit me,
I WOULDN'T MOVE.

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xxrmxx97
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Me: Hey was the test hard?
Friend: Eh, not really I think I did pretty good
Me:Oh great! So its fine that I didn't study at all?
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:Oh no then your screwed
Please tell me I'm not the only one who this has happened to .

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missmylife
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Tuesday is my 16th birthday.
Early this morning my boyfriend texted me and asked to hang out. I thought we were just going to go back to his house like usual. Instead, he took me to a really expensive place for lunch, gave me a thing of flowers with a super sweet card and then took me shopping and bought me some stuff. I felt really bad because he had worked forever and saved all of his money, and then blew it on me. But I'm so lucky to have him, he is the only reason I am still here. He has made these past 2 years the best years of my life. <3

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ThatAmyKid
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November 10, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Inspirational people: "You never know what you have until you lose it."
Me: "eheh I never know what I have until I clean my room."

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MexicanChicka
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Telling him to listen to a song you like
Because it describes exactly how you feel about him, hoping he'll take a hint
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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annalove26
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 6:42pm UTC

My whole life,
I thought air was free..
And then I bought
a bag of chips.

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counterparts
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November 4, 2012 7:56pm UTC

his pledge to her: i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

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Sharkgirl16
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 4:41pm UTC

My mom just told me to leave....and never come back.
im taking her up on the offer.

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victoriarox101
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 7:21pm UTC

when you were little,
you use to sleep with ALL your stuffed animals
at night
so none of them would get lonely
didn't you? :)

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annalove26
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:09pm UTC

When I get bored in class I read all those cheezy posters teachers put up around the classroom.
Just me?

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lilprince
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 8:04pm UTC

friend: u ok??
me: yah, duh...
friend: liar
me: yah that'll help. call me a liar
friend: SO UR NOT OK!!
me: no sh** sherlock
friend: whats wrong??
me: i dont think u wanna know, when im mad im mad at everything.
friend: its ok tell me.
me: i dont like the way rocks fall, i dont like the way the earth rotates, i dont like how chocolate and skittles make me flemy, yet i scarf them down like theres no tommorrow, i dont like the way people call big rocks boulders, i dont like the way every time i try to watch a youtube video romney or obama come on and a bunch of old ladies tell me about their dayly troubles, i dont like how girls like one direction, i dont like how guys try to rap to prove their manliness, i dont like how my girlfriend treats me, i dont like how ice cream is so cold, i dont like how all seafood is salty, i dont like how sometimes when i go out to dinner im the only one asking if there's any sushi, i dont like the way scientists classify animals, i dont like how lady gaga constantly says she was born this way, but in fact thats not possible, she wouldnt have a mom, her mom would explode, i dont like how taylor swift writes one love song after another and then says "we are never ever ever getting back together" then says she saw it begin again and everything turned red as she drove her new maserati passionately down a dead end street faster than the wind, i dont like how much time it took me to write about all the things i hate and I DONT LIKE YOU.
friend: okay, good morning to u too.

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pez_candy44
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 7:26pm UTC

.
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Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*

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