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  1. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Who knows how to make layouts?!.
    Hmu! .

  2. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    ATTENTION!
    I WANT A REALLY SICK MARYLAND GIRLS LACROSSE LAYOUT FOR MY PROFILE!
    ANYONE WHO DOES THIS, FAVE THIS, AND COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW THE DETAILS!
    THANKSSS! <33
    ~alison :D

  3. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    30 Day Challenge; Day 1:
    1. I have strawberry blonde hair
    2. Lacrosse is my favorite sport
    3. I have 2 best friends and one "sister "
    4. I am an only child
    5. I don't wear fashionable clothes
    6. I don't wear high heels and frilly flip flops
    7. I wear Nike Slides and Cleats
    8. I think makeup is a rescheduled game.
    9. I don't and never have had a boyfriend
    10. I have all boy cousins.
    11. My "sister" knows more about me than my parents.
    12. I tell my "sister" things about my family I would never say to them.
    13. I am the smartest girl in my school's 7th grade.
    14. I' m good at a lot of things and get made fun of because of it.
    15. But hunny? I'm not perfect <3

  4. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 10:27pm UTC
    A few years ago when a boy came to school with bags under their eyes you would assume they were up all night talking to their girlfriends..
    Now.. Its just cause they were playing BlackOps, rejecting their girlfriends phone calls, and spent the whole night with one hand on the controller and the other hand holding their phone listening to all the yelling messages from their girlfriends.
    Wow.
    That was a twist. </3

  5. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    Omg. I am so sorry I keep calling you. I am at the mall with Santa and my phone is voice activated and whenever Santa says ho it calls you </3
    lmfao click the '♥'

  6. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:45pm UTC
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  7. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
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    December 3, 2010 10:30pm UTC
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  8. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    s;odpm- alison =] i typed this and a bucnh of things popped up on my computer from the random buttonss.. xDDDD LOL
    dfhyr5454iwst5aq- christa lol i suck
    qao6sswaq- alyssa haha im rong
    aqloexaq- Alexa haha
    shannon- shannon 1rite
    janine- Janine :D
    swte3ph- steph haha
    nichole-nichole YESSSSS
    ash- ash:D
    kylee- kylee=)
    amber- =D
    caereloleyu- carley =0 OH NO!
    rachel- ha! own!
    wsop0yi8aq- Sophia! haha! I stink!
    dc045raqol9- im awesome!!! hah Coralie
    vicdtorioa - supposed to be victoria.
    kristen<<< OWNAGE !
    trswgtahnj- teagan
    :Omsawkala - supposed to be makayla
    ghr4iu8ahnhba-haha brianna ;D
    emily; yay {:
    kelly - woo ! ;D
    mjatti-matti lmao<3
    kelly-(:
    km3dqttyhwan- meaghan:)
    qqmkqthea - armathea...WTH?
    brf enna hhahahaha its Brenna
    Olivia :p - oo9ifi9qa (i triedd :D 6:47 pm 11/3)
    Keep it goinggg : )
    Caswswiee-Maqry (Cassiee-Mary(:<3 ahah I
    trieedd)
    aun stin-Austin
    keirsten = o Yeah i got it write...keirsten
    klexxii-Lexxii
    rima- hahh gott itt righht ! Rima(:
    iqw6o3ity- uhh that was supposed to say kayleigh
    ashlii-Ashlii, woo!(;
    iqn hamilton-ian hamilton DAMN sooo close
    shauna-shauna YEAHHHHH!!!!
    CORAL- coral =] im amazingg
    c asmjkilklew- camille... my nose is fat :]
    autumn-autumn :)
    cfaqi9tolinjh- Caitlin... I have a fat nose like camille
    maddie=maddie tehe i rock
    leaqhhaq marie= leanna marie:) baha<3
    caroline- Caroline :D
    ehh89i- dani! haha
    iaqthryn-kathryn
    branbhdi- brandi(:

  9. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    s;odpm- alison =] i typed this and a bucnh of things popped up on my computer from the random buttonss.. xDDDD LOL
    dfhyr5454iwst5aq- christa lol i suck
    qao6sswaq- alyssa haha im rong
    aqloexaq- Alexa haha
    shannon- shannon 1rite
    janine- Janine :D
    swte3ph- steph haha
    nichole-nichole YESSSSS
    ash- ash:D
    kylee- kylee=)
    amber- =D
    caereloleyu- carley =0 OH NO!
    rachel- ha! own!
    wsop0yi8aq- Sophia! haha! I stink!
    dc045raqol9- im awesome!!! hah Coralie
    vicdtorioa - supposed to be victoria.
    kristen<<< OWNAGE !
    trswgtahnj- teagan
    :Omsawkala - supposed to be makayla
    ghr4iu8ahnhba-haha brianna ;D
    emily; yay {:
    kelly - woo ! ;D
    mjatti-matti lmao<3
    kelly-(:
    km3dqttyhwan- meaghan:)
    qqmkqthea - armathea...WTH?
    brf enna hhahahaha its Brenna
    Olivia :p - oo9ifi9qa (i triedd :D 6:47 pm 11/3)
    Keep it goinggg : )
    Caswswiee-Maqry (Cassiee-Mary(:<3 ahah I
    trieedd)
    aun stin-Austin
    keirsten = o Yeah i got it write...keirsten
    klexxii-Lexxii
    rima- hahh gott itt righht ! Rima(:
    iqw6o3ity- uhh that was supposed to say kayleigh
    ashlii-Ashlii, woo!(;
    iqn hamilton-ian hamilton DAMN sooo close
    shauna-shauna YEAHHHHH!!!!
    CORAL- coral =] im amazingg
    c asmjkilklew- camille... my nose is fat :]
    autumn-autumn :)
    cfaqi9tolinjh- Caitlin... I have a fat nose like camille
    maddie=maddie tehe i rock
    leaqhhaq marie= leanna marie:) baha<3
    caroline- Caroline :D
    ehh89i- dani! haha
    iaqthryn-kathryn
    branbhdi- brandi(:

  10. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    DON'T READ THIS!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for?

  11. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:38pm UTC
    kissing test<3
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
    Search the web:
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  12. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 4:38pm UTC
    kissing test<3
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser
    Search the web:
    enhanced by

  13. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 7:48pm UTC
    You know how in 6th gradee.. we saw eachother everyday.. you high-fived mee.. andd we were best friennddss... whenever we saw eachotherr in the hallss.. you alwayss saidd hii.. noww.. in jhs. i see you every day. i purposely walk the long way to walk in front of you so you will see me and say hii. yeah.. well obviously its not workingg.. you havent said hi since june 26th, 2010 when you hugged mee.. wow are you
    misleading. </3
    ** truee storyy** ( unfortunatellyyy..)
    fav iff youu ever feel the same wayy.. if i get 100 favss.. ill no im not alone in this black holed world. : [ </3

  14. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2010 7:48pm UTC
    You know how in 6th gradee.. we saw eachother everyday.. you high-fived mee.. andd we were best friennddss... whenever we saw eachotherr in the hallss.. you alwayss saidd hii.. noww.. in jhs. i see you every day. i purposely walk the long way to walk in front of you so you will see me and say hii. yeah.. well obviously its not workingg.. you havent said hi since june 26th, 2010 when you hugged mee.. wow are you
    misleading. </3
    ** truee storyy** ( unfortunatellyyy..)
    fav iff youu ever feel the same wayy.. if i get 100 favss.. ill no im not alone in this black holed world. : [ </3

  15. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 6:55pm UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this

  16. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 1:21pm UTC
    Hey Witty Gurlss!
    Wassapp??
    You know how people are always making uhp these quotes.
    And they actuallyy think that theyy camme uhpp withh themm and thinkk they are ORIGINALS!
    Well. Idk about yu.. but i DONT LIKE THAT! xD
    then theyy.. thinking ihtss actually THEIR OWN QUOTE.. put the HiGhLy AnNoYiNg lEtTeRs
    No JoCkInG!
    wHEN tRUTH iS tHEY wERE tHE oNES tHAT
    jOcKeD iHt In ThE fIrSt PlAcE!!!
    so. this is where yal witty gurlieess comee ihhnn.
    IF I CAN get
    100 fAvEs On
    THISS HEREE QUOTEE.... WE CANN SHOWW THEMM ALL... no jockinngg meannss nooo jockinngg!!!!
    ?
    ♥♥ IHTTT IFF URR WITHH
    MEHHH!!

  17. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 10:43am UTC
    30 Days, 30 Letters; Day 9
    Dear Someone I don't know.
    Umm.. Hello.. xD
    I really don't want to meet someone desperately.
    I have the best people in the world and I don't need
    famous people to make me happy. My best friends
    and family give me the greatest amount of hapiness
    on the face of the Earth. I love them with all my heart.

    But you know, if you COULD get Derek Jeter to be my friend..
    I wouldn't complain.. :D
    ~lilaxgal13
    x0x

  18. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 12:46pm UTC
    30 Days, 30 Letters; Day 8
    Dear Favorite Internet Friend,
    umm.. hello??? i really dont know who yu aree... becausee id spend a lot of timee on the internett.. if you were my ineternet friend... yu wouldn't be a true friendd.. if i dont talk to yu on the internet 24/7 then u r my best friendd..
    ~lilaxgal13
    x0x

  19. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 10:27am UTC
    30 Days, 30 Letters; Day 7
    Dear _____,
    I like you, You know that. You have a girlfriend, I know that. You don't like me, you don't show it. I like you, everyone knows it. Simple.
    ~lilaxgal13
    ?!* aLi *!?
    x0x0x0x0x

  20. lilaxgal13 lilaxgal13
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 1:57pm UTC
    30 Days, 30 Letters; Day 6
    Dear Stranger,
    Nothing to say. My mom told me not to talk to you people.
    ~lilaxgal13 ♥
    x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x0x
    P.s. LOL!! Funny? FAv iht.

:)

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