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Onism*
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January 18, 2014 11:50am UTC
"High school's the place where dreams go to die."
-the downtown fiction
Format by Breeze

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yourcool
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January 17, 2014 6:34am UTC
roses are red
violets are blue
popped a molly i'm sweatin woo

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 1:34pm UTC
Dear phone,
Thank you for not making me look
like a loner in awkward situations.
~Sincerely me

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Fay*
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January 11, 2014 9:56am UTC
Me: Mom you want any help?
Mom: No sweetie..
*5 minutes later*
Mom: HONEST TO GOD ITSLIKE
NONEOF YOU CARE AROUND HERE

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Fay*
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January 13, 2014 11:48am UTC
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk
and then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 9:40am UTC
Dear iPhone,
l have typed "hahaha" like a million times, yet you
continually give me "hagaha", "bahaha", "gagaha"
...l hate you

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