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Holaaa, Amigos! ♥

I'm Alexis! But you guys can call me Lexi (:

I Just found Witty like 4 days ago and i am IN LOVE already!

I love making quotes! reading quotes! and posting quotes on FACEBOOK!

Everryythhhinngggg!

I'm also 15, a sophmore! I live in Idaho <---LAME

I likeee ELEPHANTS, LIME GREEN, and TEXTING

i'm obsessed with MY IPHONE, BOYS, and MAKEUP ♥

I think i'm pretty funny (;

SO FOLLOW ME PEOPLE :D

p.s. please favorite my quotes, and i will love you foreveaa!

lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 2:33pm UTC

i can dance like Shakira.
(Yes, you may be jealous.)

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC

APPEARANCE:
[x] I am shorter than 5'4".
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I wear glasses sometimes.
[x] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than 1 piercing
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
FAMILY:
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] My actual parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday.
[x] I want to adopt someday.
SCHOOL/WORK:
[X] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my school.
EMBARRASSMENT:
[x] I've fell in public.
[] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
HEALTH:
[] I was born with a disease
[] I've broken a bone.
[]I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[] I have/had asthma.
EXPERIENCES:
[x] I've gotten lost in my town
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've sat on a roof top.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've rode in a taxi.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
[x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
HONESTY:
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
.BAD TIMES:
[x] I've consumed alcohol
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it..
[x] I've went to bed cryin

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 2:11pm UTC

Witty v.s. Homework
364-1

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 1:56pm UTC

I went to a hopeless place,
and STILL didn't find love.
</3
(F*ck You Rihanna.)

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 1:51pm UTC

I'm suprised I don't need plastic surgery
from all the times I've walked into walls...

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 10:53am UTC

*My Thoughts... When I'm In Class With My Crush*
-Teacher lady please let us work in partners! (;
-YESSSSSSSS, wh-what where did he go??!!??!
-OHHH really so you like dumb blondes now!?
-Yeah, Ashley give me that look again, and you're getting bunsen burned b*tch.
-Oh crap, he's walking over be cool be cool !!
-Hm let me just drop my pencil in front of him and then sexually bend over to pick it up (;
-*throws pencil on ground*....... NOOO! not you NERD, put my pencil down! You're ruining my plan
-Just look at him, with his dreamy eyes and his perfect body and hair <3
-OMG did he just pick his nose...GROSSSS!......but still hot.
-please mr. muscles take me now on this desk in front of everyone!
-WTF ASHLEY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!
-Oh no, class is almost over! I need to get his attention!
-What do i do?.... start a fire?.... nooo too dangerous!
-Faint...Fake a heart attack!?.... nooo, i'm not that good at acting.
-Fall on ground and twist leg so he has to carry me to the office (; .... oh wait, im too fat.
-Start singing "let's get it on" to him on a chair?!?... yeahhh, that might just get me suspended.
-Maybe i'll just smile at him when we get out of class... o_o
*BELL RINGS*
-yeah,.. that's a great plan...

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:26pm UTC

I Convinced Everyone I'm Over Him...
Damnn, I'm Such A Good Actress.

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:09pm UTC

& I Will Always Love You...

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Me: Dude, does this shirt make me look fat?
Friend: No, of course not it's cute!
Best Friend: DAMNN, who threw Shamu back in the ocean!?!?
i hate her sometimes...<3

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 6:27pm UTC

So I'm A Mexican...
*When I'm With My White Friends*
Oh Look! He's A Mexican Too!
You Guys Would Have Cute Little Brown Babies!
...really b*tch, really.

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Black People Started Wearing Their Pants Really Low.
White People Call This "Saggin"
... Spell "Saggin" Backwards
SNEAKY WHITE PEOPLE!. (:

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 11:19am UTC

A 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories... Lets work out ;)

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 11:05am UTC

The Sun Goes Down.
The Stars Come Out.
And All That Counts,
Is Here And Now.
My Universe,
Will Never Be The Same.
I'm Glad You Came. . .

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 2:53pm UTC

#Y O L O
(you only live once)

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 3:27am UTC

Hey, Next Time You Go Tanning...?
Try To Stay Away From The Shade "Oompa Loompa", Thanks.

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 6:20pm UTC

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Best Friend: Lexi, What Do You Wanna Be When You Grow Up?
Me: A Lepechuan.
*Pause*
Me: Don't Judge!
Best Friend: I Never Do... Last Year Was Optimus Prime, So I Think This Is A Step Up.
Me: PSH, I'm Growing Up What Can I Say! (;
...i hate her sometimes <3

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Me: I Think I'm Gonna Start Jogging Every Morning??
Friend: Well, I'm Sure You Can Do It, If You Put Your Mind To It (:
Best Friend: HA! No You're Not... B*tch Don't Act Like I don't Know You!
... i hate her sometimes.<3

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posted a quote
February 16, 2012 6:37pm UTC

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lexilovesyouu
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know, why?
Me: To get to your house, duh!
Friend: I don, I don't get it...?
*10 Seconds Later*
Me: Knock, Knock!
Friend: Whose There??
Me: THE CHICKEN!!!!!!!
(:

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