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  1. qwi qwi
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    i sometimes wonder if you sometimes wonder about me too...

  2. AreocrombieXx1 AreocrombieXx1
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    This morning i had a fight with my alarm clock.
    - - -It wanted me to wake up, but i disagreed.- - -
    *things got violent.*
    now the alarm clocks broken, and im wide awake.
    not sure who
    won♥

  3. rainbowdropsx3 rainbowdropsx3
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    friends are like bread and butter.
    they stick together <3

  4. poppinghearts poppinghearts
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    "You are what you eat."
    that's strange, i haven't eaten any sexy beasts today.

  5. smitty575 smitty575
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    reading text while
    you're half asleep is
    like looking into the
    sun


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Barbiealltheway5 Barbiealltheway5
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Stick it in your juice box&&
    SUCK IT.

  8. Ccdavillie97 Ccdavillie97
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    >> My salsa <<
    makes all the pretty girls want to dance,
    & take off there underpants.
    - eminem.
    *made my day

  9. 33sarah 33sarah
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    IT'S FUNNY HOW
    when you're at a Mexican restaurant
    you tend to try to speak Spanish
    nmf… my quote?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. LexyLou97 LexyLou97
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    ✿SUMMER 2011✿
    Hot boys Lots of noise
    Late nights Water fights
    Flip flops Bikini tops
    Places to run Tanning sun
    Summer 2011, you better be fun.

  12. poeticwriter2413 poeticwriter2413
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you go away to summer camp, find your twin, and go to a different continent to creep your parents that you've never met

  13. TheWitOfBrittany TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #1
    Brittany To Santana:
    "Did You Know Dolphins Are Just
    GAY SHARKS?”
    Glee

  14. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    Anyone With;
    flawed skin, an imperfect body, or scars on your arms;
    YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
    & society can suck it
    -sixbillionsecrets
    -siz

  15. livelovelaughforever livelovelaughforever
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    * Moms pregnat*
    Son - What's in there?
    Mom - Your baby sister(:
    Son - Do you love her?
    Mom - Of course i do !
    Son - WELL THEN WHY DID YOU EAT HER??!
    nmf.

  16. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    Dear thighs,
    Please share the wealth a little
    sincerely,
    Boobs

  18. Echo_741 Echo_741
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    DeAR DeLiLAH,
    HEY THERE.
    SINCERELY,THE PLAIN WHITE T'S


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  20. KatieStokerxx KatieStokerxx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    -are they going out?
    -nope, they just have a thing.
    credit to secretsunspoken.

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