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伤*
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 12:00pm UTC

ADMIT IT
YOU'VE DONE ONE OF THESE
1) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, then remebered
2) When you were younger drew the sun in the corner of the paper
3) When you were little you thought the shape of a real heart was actually <3
4) Closed the fridge door really slow just to seen when the lights turned off
5) Tried to balance the light Between the ON & OFF

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 2:18pm UTC

loading new, exciting life.
please stand by.
2013.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 2:11pm UTC

at school... time goes too slow.
at home... time flies too fast.
if you're homeschool... i feel bad or you bro.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I am 6.
Not 7 or 5,
But I feel more than you do,
I've been through more too.
My mommy was a stripper,
Daddy was a drunk,
My oldest brother was nothing than a punk.
Mommy broke down crying,
Life was over she said,
That night mommy never came back to us.
Daddy came home drunk,
Mommy was nowhere to be seen.
Daddy hit us until we bled,
He left in a hurry.
Blinking lights pulled to the window,
Where was Daddy they asked.
Daddy was gone.
I am 6,
Not 7 or 5
I am an orphan,
Left alone by the “prefect” life.
I am 6,
Not 7 or 5,
And that night was the night I died.
My original Poetry do not steal it!!!!!
Feedback Pleaseee!
New thing i wrote, if you like it fave and i will post more!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Most overused movie quote:
Parent: You're throwing away your dream!
Teenager: No mom/dad, I'm throwing away yours

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 2:09pm UTC

i used to wonder what it'd be like to
read other people's minds. then i got a facebook account, and now i'm over it.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 8:07pm UTC

HAS ANYONE ELSE
ever had that one guy friend ?
i think you know which one i'm talking about.
THE ONE WHO YOU'RE REALLY CLOSE TO,
AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS TEASE YOU ABOUT EACH OTHER.
both of you laugh it off,
BUT THE WHOLE TIME, THERE'S A LITTLE VOICE IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD
whispering, "what if ?"

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:52pm UTC

when i bang my toe against something,
it's as if i press a button that plays all the curse words i know.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 12:54pm UTC

20 years from now
you will be more dissapointed
by the things you didn't
do than by the things you did.
So throw off the bowlines.
Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 2:05pm UTC

santa is the ultimate hispter.
he works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you.

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tty2009
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 11:57am UTC

I get really surprised when I find out
someone likes me

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 2:16pm UTC

people that wear sunglasses inside have
to because it's always sunny in Doucheville.

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KatieKayface
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January 5, 2013 11:40am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 2:03pm UTC

fun thing to do when bored:
go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying "sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:39pm UTC

plot twist
you can only bring sexy
back if you have the receipt
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:50pm UTC

there are two types of teenagers:
1. the internet people/gamers
2. the partying/drinking teenagers.
and both think that the other ones are the losers.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 2:22pm UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 12:24pm UTC

WMYB: "You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or"
More Than This: "And as I walk up to your door my head turns to face the floor" Moments: "Shut the door, turn the light off"
She's Not Afraid: "But every time I tell her that I want more, she closes the door" Loved You First: "Knocking on your door and kissing you on the mouth"
Still The One: "Now I'm back at your door, you're looking at me unsure"
Change My Mind: “As I’m walking towards the do-o-or, I’m not sure”
The boys obviously like to sing about doors

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC

instead of periods
can girls just get a text once
a month saying "you're
not pregnant have a nice day"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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