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  1. beachbabed98 beachbabed98
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 4:19pm UTC
    What is so different about the 8th of July this year?
    At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be...
    04:05:06 07/08/09
    (4,5,6,7,8,9)
    once in a lifetime
    ohh m geee not mine

  2. leiyahhxx leiyahhxx
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2008 6:26pm UTC
    Age of six He loved her so And everyday He'd let her know "I love you Grace" He'd say each day She'd just laugh And run away Till one day She turned around And sat with him On the playground "I'm sorry Chris I don't love you You'll find someone else Who loves you too" Highschool came They met again They laughed about The things back then They began to date And fell in love He got the girl That he'd dreamed of But when college came Everything changed They were far apart With lives rearranged "We'll be fine Grace" But she had doubt She turned and said "It won't work out" "I'm sorry Chris I can't love you You'll find someone else Who loves you too" In their twenties They met again They laughed about The things back then He took her hand They began to dance Remembering Their old romance Two years later She became his wife They'd be together All of their life They went on a drive When it was no longer light They drove down the roads Of the starry night The music came on She started to sing He whispered, "Grace You're my everything" But then suddenly In one big flash Headlights shone As their car crashed He saw her laying Down on the ground He felt his tears Start rolling down "Grace..." he cried. She took his hand, "I have to leave... Please understand" "I love you so much It's always been true But you'll find someone else And you'll love again too" "No," he cried "It's always been you I don't want someone else I only want you" And there on that street Is where he cried Hugging his love As she slowly died

  3. i_love_you_forever i_love_you_forever
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2009 7:06pm UTC
    You know what is weird?
    I scream when I get a paper cut and I start to bleed;;
    But when blood comes out of my crotch ;; it’s like
    Nothing is wrong, and I move on.

  4. cheerbabeeexox3 cheerbabeeexox3
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2009 1:41pm UTC
    Things to do in an amusement park;;
    1. before the ride starts... bounce around in your seat
    and yell "AHHH!! this ride is intense"
    2. get on the baby rides (if you can) and start crying
    because youre scared.
    3. sit next to a random person on a crazy rollercoaster
    & tell them that you hope you dont puke this time.
    4. go up to the workers that run the pirate ship and ask
    them if real pirates are on the ride.
    5. go on a sky ride and throw stuff at the people that
    are walking under you.
    6. yell ITS GONNA STORM!! even if it isnt to try to get
    people out of the park so the lines are shorter.
    7. go up to parents of kids that are crying and say,
    "you must be so proud" & point to the kid
    8. do anything else you want....?
    hahah. *took a while<3

  5. crazyreese crazyreese
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 4:10pm UTC
    For everyone going to high school
    Here's my advice
    1. You're going to meet a ton of new people.
    And chances are, so will that boy. So don't
    spend your whole year chasing after him,
    because if you don't have him now, you never will.
    2. Homework is extreamly important.Unlike
    in middle school, you have important
    deadlines you need to meet. Don't put
    it off to the end, or you'll be sorry.
    3. Remember in middle school how you
    were labeled? Imagine that, only twice
    as bad. The second you enter those
    doors, you'll probably be judged. It's up
    to you pick how you want to be labeled.
    4. You're a freshman. The worst thing
    you could possibly do now, is break the
    trust of your parents. They're the key to
    your future.
    5. Lastly, people will change. Your best
    friend could quite possibly become the
    person you resent the most. High school
    changes people. Don't let it effect you.
    All I've got left to say is...
    WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

  6. elizagrace elizagrace
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 8:24pm UTC
    do not call me fake
    when you're the one taking pictures while wearing your bathing suit, (indoors), for your myspace.
    credit fer colors and quote
    venting,

  7. ballinnxxo ballinnxxo
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 4:00pm UTC
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  8. peacelovehappinessxx3 peacelovehappinessxx3
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 7:09pm UTC
    Daddy's poem
    so sad-but it is my favorite poem
    Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children were squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class, to introduce their daddy. As seconds slowly passed, at last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day. "The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom. And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. "Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart. I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart. " With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd, she finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far! You see he was a fireman and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. "But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise, a room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining bright star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.
    NO CREDIT FOUND IT ONLINE
    ITS JUST MY FAVORITE POEM♥
    SAD THOUGH

  9. MyEye6 MyEye6
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 5:38pm UTC
    unique;;
    It's a dying breed, this elusive
    thing that everyone takes
    claim to, but so few have, its
    becoming a privilege almost.
    People are really losing their touch
    with being unique, they think that
    just because they wore a shirt
    not from a designer store
    they are just so different.
    Well newsflash; hunny, being unique is
    Much more than that
    It's about being true to yourself,
    and not holding back just because
    it doesn't say a brand on the t-shirt
    Trust me;;
    It's much more than that.

    *redux


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  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 1:40pm UTC
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  12. RANd0M_GiRl_XO RANd0M_GiRl_XO
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 2:38pm UTC
    BiG BiRD AND ElMO;
    learned everthing they
    know, on the streets

  13. x0softball_luver0x x0softball_luver0x
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2009 1:02pm UTC
    KRiS ALLEN
    F0R AMERICAN ID0L. HE'S G0T
    EVERYTHING. THE INSANE V0ICE,
    THE H0T L00KS, THE AMAZING
    PERS0NALITY. BESIDES, WHY
    SH0ULD A GUY WH0 PAINTS HIS
    NAILS WIN?

  14. oOyouranythingOo oOyouranythingOo
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 1:57pm UTC
    in real life,
    boys who
    sparkle
    are usually
    g a y .
    **I love twilight, i just thought this was funny.

  15. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2009 3:26pm UTC
    &ithinkifinally
    figured iout why i
    dont have a
    b o y f r i e n d
    --->I NEVER REPOSTED
    those frikin chain mails
    that say,
    if you don't repost you'll be
    single till your 40 and live with your parents
    [i'd better warn my mom]

  16. puddlebunny puddlebunny
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2009 1:09pm UTC
    When you’re young everything feels like the end of the world.
    But it’s not, it’s just the b e g i n n i n g.
    You might have to meet a few more jerks, but one day you’re
    going to meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve
    to be treated. Like the sun r i s e s and s e t s with you.
    - 1 7 A g a i n

  17. dramaqueen61896 dramaqueen61896
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomuch for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone at once?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightner and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.
    **comment to add more if you like!**


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. joejonasx3love joejonasx3love
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2009 11:19pm UTC
    20 random and useless facts
    1.budweiser conditions the hair
    2.pam cooking spray will dry fingernail polish
    3.cool whip conditions your hair in 15 minutes
    4.put elmers glue on your face and let it dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads
    5.want shiny hair, use brewed lipton tea
    6.sunburn? use a large jar of nestea in your bath water
    7.burn your tounge? put sugar on it
    8.bee stings-use meat tenderizer
    9.stinky feet? JELLO!
    10.peanut butter get scratches off cds...wipe off with coffee filter paper
    11.pam cooking spray removes paint from your hands
    12.heavy dandruff? pur on vinegar
    13.a slinky will hold toast.
    14.to keep glasses from fogging, use colgate toothpaste
    15.if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
    16.banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
    17.an ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain
    18.if you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all
    19.mel blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, is allergic to carrots
    20.cockroaches can live 9 days with out their heads

  20. ohx0itslovexo ohx0itslovexo
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2009 9:54pm UTC
    As answered by elementary school students;;
    How Do You Decide Who To Marry?
    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    - Alan, age 10
    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
    to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
    you're stuck with.
    - Kirsten, age 10
    What is the Right Age To Get Married?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
    FOREVER by then.
    - Camille, age 10
    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married.
    - Freddie, age 6
    How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
    yelling at the same kids.
    - Derrick, age 8
    What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad Have In Common?
    Both don't want any more kids.
    - Lori, age 8
    What Do Most People Do On A Date?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
    know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    - Lynnette, age 8
    On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
    usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    - Martin, age 10
    What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    - Craig, age 9
    When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
    When they're rich.
    - Pam, age 7
    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
    mess with that.
    - Curt, age 7
    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
    marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - Howard, age 8
    Is It Better To Be Single or Married?
    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
    someone to clean up after them.
    - Anita, age 9
    How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    - Kelvin, age 8
    How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
    truck.
    - Ricky, age 10
    **Found this on Iconator...though it was hilarious!

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