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lefty_righty

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Member Since: 2 Jan 2012 09:02pm

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lefty_righty
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 1:26pm UTC
The next time you have an opportunity to hack your friend's facebook,
instead of updating her status,
create an event saying "Party at my house"
and invite everyone on their friends list.

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lefty_righty
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 1:48am UTC
Me without you is like pepsi without a can, pedophiles without a van, and Jersey Shore without a tan. ♥
nmf

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lefty_righty
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC
What can vigorously go in and out of your mouth and produce a white substance?
What can make you feel refreshed and leave you waiting until after dinner for more?
It's a toothbrush, you dirty-minded freak ;)

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lefty_righty
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 9:27pm UTC
I bet that when we go back to school
we're all going to put the wrong year on our
papers.
nmf

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lefty_righty
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 9:04pm UTC
New Year, New Me.
Oh, please. STFU.
You were the same idiot at 11:59 pm
as you are at 12:01 am.
format by ThatsSoMeee :)

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