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idance
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 4:44pm UTC

Today, I saw an old lady
vaccuming her lawn.

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xxhellandbackxx
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 9:53pm UTC

When they say "Gangnam style" on the song, I keep thinking their saying "Condom star..."
Or is that just me?.

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:36pm UTC

You're ten and you wear a pushup bra.
The only boobs I had when I was ten were Drake and Josh.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 4:04pm UTC

I think
it’s cute when
you hear a guy talk about
how much he really likes a girl.

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CarryOnxxx
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 3:36pm UTC

My friend was on a train with her cousin. They were playing truth or dare. Her cousin dared her to go tell a cute boy that she liked his banana. This is how the conversation went.
Her: Hey, I really like your banana.
Him: But.. I'm not eating a banana.
Her: Oh, I know.
Then she winks and walks away.
Before she got off the train, he asked for her number.
Tomorrow is their one year anniversary.❤
Happy Anniversary
Jake and Cassy!

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.
"I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
like, a real one.
and she's on the treadmill,
running faster than a racehorse would run,
like eighty miles an hour, probably.
top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
\(^ - ^)/
and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
~~(o__o)~~
and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
and they're both incredibly good looking,
and then he leans over the treadmill bar
and starts making out with her
while she's running that fast.
and i'm just like,
".....you win."

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theunicorn
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC

yesterday
was homecomming, i went to the bathroom to find a somewhat over weight girl crying, trying to hide her emotions with makeup looking in the mirror. i noticed cuts on her wrists.. i walked up to her and said "OH my god, your dress is perfect! you look so gorgeous, will you take a picture with me" she wiped away a tear, smiled and said "thnk you.. so much.." we took a picture and now we're texting. and this morning i woke up to a text that said
"you saved me..."

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:00pm UTC

In a middle school full of:
-bullies
-insane teachers
-& gross school lunches
Ned Bigby (that's me) and my two best friends try to do the impossible:
Create a guide that helps YOU survive school.
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
*results may vary

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xstories_
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Today was my school talent show.
Me, being myself - decided to sing "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato. I did my thing, I sang. And, at the end - people were in tears and I got a standing ovation. I have never felt so good about myself. The dean went to take the microphone away, but I asked if I could say something to my peers. He allowed me. That's when my heart poured out.. "Thank you all, really. Now, I have something to say." After that, it became dead silent. "You're clapping for me now, right? Weren't half of you guys the people who said I was 'fat' yesterday? Yeah. Little do you know, I can't keep my food down because of those things you say. I can go days without eating. I hope you know that." Then, I had to stop because some girls were laughing. I walked up to them and pulled up my bracelets. "Hey, Bri. Look. Look at what YOU caused. Yes, YOU. You practically put these scars on my wrist. Because of people like you, people turn into people like me. Can I just ask why? Why do you do this to me and so many others?" Her answer was this; "Well, Nicole. I do it because people are losers, a lot like you." And at that, I had enough. What did I say? I said, "Bri, I'm done. I'm done with you. So is everyone else. YOU NEED TO STOP. I'm sick of you. If you don't stop soon, something WILL happen. It may happen to me. Or to you. Or to that girl over there. Just, STOP. Ok? Go on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground. Like a skyscraper." I turned around and walked away. I wasn't finished though. I turned back around to face my peers and said, "I thought suicide was the answer. But, I KNOW it's not. Don't try it, guys. You hurt yourself, you hurt your family. And it hurts your friends. Please. Talk to me if you need anything." People clapped so loud, my ears were about to bust. But, WAIT. I'm not done yet... This really popular guy, Mike, came up to the front. He took the microphone and said, "Nicole.. Thank you for giving me the courage to do this." No one knew what was coming, but what he said shocked so many people. "Bri, we're through." I have never laughed harder in my life. Best day ever? I think YES.
W

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 10:24am UTC

"I wasn't a shy boy."
-Louis Tomlinson
-OneDirectionQuotes

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 2:25pm UTC

"I went to the Virgin Islands,
Now it's just called 'The Islands'".
-Harry Styles
-OneDirectionQuotes

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Buki
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 11:54am UTC

Call me old fashioned but,
I'd rather recieve a hand written letter than an email
I'd rather be called beautiful than hot
I'd rather be asked "Will you be my girlfriend" than "Will you go out with me."
I'd rather just sleep in the same bed with someone than sleep with them
I'd rather plan my wedding with my fiance than plan it all myself.
I'd rather talk face to face than facebook chat
I'd rather have a man that loves me for me than loves me for my just my appearance.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 10:01am UTC

Interviewer: who's the laziest
Niall: Zayn sleeps a lot
Zayn: Niall eats a lot
Louis: you didn't even answer the question
(OneDirection)

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 8:11pm UTC

"My future boyfriend cannot
Dislike One Direction."
Oh right,
My boyfriend can't hate himself.
-OneDirectionQuotes

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YoloMotto
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 1:10pm UTC

To all the kids that say.
"I didn't study."
and
"I'm going to fail"
Then end up with the best grades in the class...well your liars
nmf/yes my quote

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伤*
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 2:34pm UTC

A is for all the good times, we never want to end.
B is for the band, the five best of friends.
C is for carrots, Louis won our hearts.
D is for dancing, Zayns nerves at the start.
E is for eyes, Niall's are so blue.
F is for the fans, the old and the new.
G is for goals, they never give in.
H is for Harry, and his cheeky grin.
I is for individuals, coming together as one.
J is for Judges Houses, the place that it begun.
K is for Kids in America, their performance was grad.
L is for Liam and Louis, two-fifths of the band.
M is for Malik, Zayns last name.
N is for Niall, the one we all blame.
O is for obsession, or our amazing dedication.
P is for perfect, a standing ovation.
Q is for quiff, always in Zayns hair.
R is for rapping, French Prince of Bel Air.
S is for single, that went to number one.
T is for Tomlinson, who likes to have fun.
U is for urchin, that stung Louis in the sea.
V is for video diaries, and pouring cups of tea.
W is for "What Makes You Beautiful", the first song they released.
X is for X-Factor, we watched as their talent increased.
Y is for the years to come, the tours that they will do.
Z is for Zayn, and the One Direction crew
(OneDirection)
format credit to OneDirection/credit to trish of youtube

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伤*
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Kevin the pigeon was louis' imaginary
friend from when he was 6 since all the children bullied him
due to the lack of sporting abilities,
LOUIS STILL CAN'T PLAY TENNIS
WITHOUT CRYING
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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Blondie_Miss
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Please go on iCarly.com
{♥} if you remember where that is from!

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xCuppiieCakeLove
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 4:18pm UTC

My ex broke his hand
So now his relationship status is;
It's complicated.

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