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laure121
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February 15, 2012 9:42pm UTC

What's six inches l o n g , two inches wide, and drives girls crazy?
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MONEY!!!

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laure121
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February 15, 2012 9:39pm UTC

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laure121
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February 15, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Loving someone that doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus
...the tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.

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laure121
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February 15, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Bet no guy has the guts to write a girl a paragraph in her comment box that she will never forget.
See what guy can actually write a paragraph that willsuprise you♥

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laure121
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February 13, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Just because you're single on Valentines Day doesn't mean you're "Forever Alone"
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You can always buy cats:D

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laure121
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February 13, 2012 9:38pm UTC

----------------"Girls" -------------------------
-----------are like apples---------------------
-------on trees. The best ones------------
-----are at the top of the tree.-----------
- ---The boys don't want to reach------
--for the good ones because they------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples---
- from the ground that aren't as good,
- but easy. So the apples up top think-
something wrong with them when in-
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to-
---- come along, the one who's--
----------- brave enough to--------------
---------------climb all----------------------
---------------the way---------------------
--------------to the top---------------------
-------------of the tree.------------------
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laure121
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Febuary 14 :
"Single Awareness Day"

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laure121
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February 11, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Going to watch "The Vow" in the theatres with my 69 cats
#ForeverAloneLife

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laure121
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January 9, 2012 10:59pm UTC

Funny Gender Jokes - The Perfect Couple Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor? Scroll down for the answer...
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

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laure121
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January 9, 2012 10:56pm UTC

KISSES BLOWN
ARE KISSES WASTED...
KISSES ARENT KISSES
UNLESS THEYRE TASTED
BUT KISSES SPREAD GERMS
AND GERMS ARE HATED
BUT DON'Y WORRY BABY,
I'M VACCINTED;D

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laure121
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January 6, 2012 6:39pm UTC

"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU.
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WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________
ADVICE: - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________
REQUIREMENTS: - Add this to ur favorites after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. ____________________________________________________
IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW: - and can't get them out of your head. - then add this to ur favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you

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laure121
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January 6, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Every girl deserves a boy who will text her back..even when he's playing call of duty.

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laure121
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January 6, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Maybe my heart didn't really skip a beat, and maybe the twinkle in your eye was just the Sun reflecting weird, and maybe the feeling in my stomach was just not having enough for breakfast. And maybe I just thought it was love...

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laure121
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January 6, 2012 5:56pm UTC

It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.

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laure121
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.

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laure121
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January 5, 2012 9:27pm UTC

Having a guy bestfriend .

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laure121
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 8:17pm UTC

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.