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carson5482
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September 18, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Mom: Get off the computer and go out! You've been playing Sims too much!
Me: Ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche.

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carson5482
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September 9, 2013 5:57pm UTC

I think i'm falling for you....
You might wanna get the f/ck up...

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carson5482
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September 9, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Me: Remembers song lyrics
Me: Remembers birthdays of band members
Me: Remembers countless facts about band members
Me: Remembers quotes from band members
Me: Remembers when band was formed
Me: Remembers when band's first album was released
Friend: Hey, what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Me: Uhh... I dunno, I forgot.

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carson5482
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September 8, 2013 8:33pm UTC

You call it demonic because you hear the screaming.
I call it life saving because I hear the meaning.

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SayNoToGnomes
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September 1, 2013 11:30am UTC

They see me rolling they hating,
and it's time to roll up my window...

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SayNoToGnomes
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September 7, 2013 9:10am UTC

TO WRITE LOVE ON HER ARMS
This website dreams of educating people about mental illness. Check it out, help save a life,

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SayNoToGnomes
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September 7, 2013 11:44am UTC

I wonder if anyone i know is on witty?

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carson5482
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September 7, 2013 2:04pm UTC

I wish someone would look at me
the way that I look at Taco Bell.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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carson5482
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August 18, 2013 3:06pm UTC

OMG.
Tomorrow is my first day of college. D:

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beautifulsmiles
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August 12, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Kiss me like you missed me,
because we both know you did.

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sexxychickk
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August 12, 2013 3:49pm UTC

One more day
One more smile
One more sunset maybe I'd be satisisfied

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still_standing_strong
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August 12, 2013 3:47pm UTC

my motto; live by it
spread nutella
not hate

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Swag Unicorn*
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August 12, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Taylor Swift: We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls gets broken.
Me: Omg you are so deep I can't even see you anymore.

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spence*
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August 12, 2013 3:58pm UTC

It doesn't make any sense to call ourselves ugly because we really don't see ourselves. We don't watch ourselves sleep in bed, curled up in a ball silent with our chests rising and falling in our own rhythm. We don't see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don't see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart. there is no mirror in front of you when you're laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you're truly yourself.

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WeirdKid.*
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August 12, 2013 4:08pm UTC

"They judge me before they even know me.
That's why I'm better off alone."
-Shrek

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I'mNotOkay*
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August 12, 2013 3:47pm UTC

I dont understand. I havent cut in 13 weeks and I am suddenly struggling to not cut. I am having such a hard time. I literally dug my nails into the couch cushion and I just- I dont know. Its become unbearable. I dont know what to do. Please please please help me ASAP before I do something I might regret

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carson5482
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August 12, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
Real life friends:
Me:
Real life friends:
Internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.

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