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suprize123
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Watching 1D on iCarly
Harry: Im cold. somebody hold me!
All The Boys: Back away!
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF LIFE! THIS IS SOOO UNREALISTIC!!! LOUIS WOULD OF GRABBED HARRY AND NEVER LET GO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My Sister: How are we related?

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BRADisTHEman
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April 8, 2012 4:41pm UTC

nicki minaj = pink hair
katy perry = blue hair
rhianna = red hair
lady gaga = green hair
THE POWERRANGERS R BACK!!

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Fave if you remember,
- When we could have pictures in quotes.
-JamesBrass was annoying.
-AliceCullen was really popular.
-Everyone wanted Brandon Cyrus gone.
-When Witty went Pink for Breast Cancer Awarness month.
-Detox weekend.
This quotes for all the Original Wittians!

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RandomSmileyFace
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC

iCarly started about
5 years ago...
Anybody else
feeling OLD?
DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©

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kylaz323
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Jasmine
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Sincearly, Nerds.
Like • Comment • 29 minutes ago
Sarah Sure they did, it's called Airheads.
28 minutes ago · Like
~Unfriendable

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volleyballgirlxxx
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 4:35pm UTC

when a teen on TV is home alone:
*has a house party with 94885748375 people*
when im home alone:
*parades around the house in pajamas singing at the top of my lungs*

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sarabella4829
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Priest: I bring you all here for the marriage of Eleanor and Louis
Everyone: Aw
Priest: If we have any objections please speak now
Harry: I AM NOT THE KIND OF BOY WHO SHOULD BE RUDELY BARGING IN ON A WHITE VAIL OCCASION
Louis: Harry not now
Harry: BUT YOU ARE NOT THE KIND OF BOY, THAT SHOULD BE MARRING A GIRL
Louis: Harry what did I sa-
Harry: DON'T SAY YES RUN AWAY NOW, I'LL MEET YOU WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF THE CHURCH BY THE BACK DOOR
Louis:
Eleanor:
Louis:
Harry:
Priest:
Everyone else:
Liam: I told you we should have duck taped his mouth shut.
from the one direction tumblrm NMQ NMF

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sarabella4829
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April 3, 2012 9:05pm UTC

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 10:12pm UTC

putting the little "→ "
on your paper so the teacher knows to flip the paper over.
anybody else? (:

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nellgurl
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 8:52pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SparksFlyxXx
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 5:02pm UTC

My thoughts♥ at school:Omg what if one direction just barged inin my room: what if one direction just walked through my door at the grocery store: but what if one direction just walked inin the doctors office: what if one direction came ingetting a haircut:what if one direction walked in to get a haircutin my dreams: look its one direction on the toilet:OMG WHAT IF ONE DIRECTION WALKED IN in the shower:OMG WHAT IF ONE DIRECTION CAME IN not mine. (sorry about the one direction quote but i thought it was funny)

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angiecee22
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 2:43pm UTC

I Have CDO,
Its Like OCD.
But With All The Letters In Alphabetical Order.
Just Like It Should Be.

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Katherine *
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 12:30pm UTC

The old witty;
○ advice ○ away mesgs ○ break up ○ celeb of the moment
○ famous ○ flirty ○ friendship ○ funny
○ holiday ○ inspirational ○ love ○ lyrics
○ pictures ○ poems ○ request ○ school
○ sports ○ story ○ survey and quizzes ○ vent
The ''new'' witty;
○ pending moderation
○ One Direction
○ The Hunger Games
. . .

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_StillKidrauhl
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 2:22pm UTC

Fav for One Direction.
Commnt for Hunger Games.
Comment "both" for both.
#Curious

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BravoSierra
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April 3, 2012 10:40am UTC

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alibaby2014
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 9:55am UTC

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I've Always Wanted To Mattress Surf
Down A Long Flight Of Stairs.
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angry_muffins
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 7:38pm UTC

You jelly?
Nah, bro. I'm Nutella.

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Shana*
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 5:38pm UTC

me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
not mine, my friends' facebook status

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gray22
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Did You Know that....
it is not humanly possible to wink whilst with your tongue out?
You tried didn't you?

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