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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6594957
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"When you don't remember how to spell your name."
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago on quote 6594957
I was gonna say that! :P Sometimes I spell my name "Ellisa" instead of "Elissa" or I write my best friends name instead... oops.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6594638
blue wrench.... .__.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6592334
I knew that Geco seemed sleezy
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6592334
And who's the big hulking black guy from Allstate? Did he run off with Brandon from Easy A?
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thetimeisnow · 1 decade ago on quote 6592334
no he ran off with the gieco geco
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6592334
I knew that Geco seemed sleezy
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6591972
Everyone from where I'm from says it. (small town in Georgia). but only if you're talking to like two or more people and you aren't typing. It's really different throughout the U.S. like accents are in European countries.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6590484
ambidextrous people must have the nails of a goddess.
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gab* · 1 decade ago on quote 6590484
ugh i know i'm so jealous of them.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6590344
Same thing with my dog. Everybody's always scared of her, but we trained her to be more hostile to people she isn't used to because people sometimes walk into our yard at night (we got her as a gaurd dog too). But she's the biggest teddy bear to me, even when I 'wrestle' with her. She hasn't ever even bit me in the 4 years we've had her. People are always saying to me "Ew, pitbulls and boxers should all be put down and illegal to own." -.-
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Amberxoxo324 · 1 decade ago on quote 6590344
When I play with my pitbull he "bites" me, but only in a playful way, and people always tell me "are you crazy? That thing has a lock jaw, he could rip your hand off" like yeah, im sure he COULD, but that doesnt mean he is ever going to. And a lot of people have told me that they should all be put down too. Its really sad that people can be so stereotypical
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6589546
Ed Sheeran is on here, but there's also Train, Casting Crowns, Lifesong, Nickelback, Daughtry, and Coldplay.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6574761
the ads for the movie 'Mama' are all over my page. i feel like that little girl is going to kill me. ._.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
I'm such a terrible person.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
I'll remember doing this to you when I start gym this week.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
DOWN....
UP.
DOWN...
UP.
DOWN....
UP.
DOWN....
UP.
DOWN....
UP.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
COME ON.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
THAT'S WHY MY HUSBAND LEFT ME.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
IT MEANS I PUSH PEOPLE.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
I'M A PUHER CADY. I'M A PUSHER.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
YOU'VE ONLY DONE 100. KEEP PUSHIN' GIRL.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
I BET YOU ARE.
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lasagnatonight · 1 decade ago on quote 6557943
YOU FEELING THAT BURN YET?
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