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lanielovesunicorns
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April 21, 2012 12:20pm UTC

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Did you know, if you say oranges really slowly it sounds like gullible?
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lanielovesunicorns
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April 21, 2012 12:08pm UTC

What
What's everyone's tumblr?
mine's lanielovesunicorns.tumblr.com
and my one direction one is
niall-ate-this-blog.tumblr.com

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 21, 2012 10:27am UTC

I need a new witty best friend.
anyone want to?
♥

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 20, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Saying something at school
and thinking "I should put that on Witty!" but then get home and not remember anything.

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 16, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Sorry but Niall ate this quote

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 15, 2012 1:25pm UTC

Juliet Capulet is in a relationship and it's complicated
January 6, 1591 · Like · Comment ·
♥ Romeo Montague likes this

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 15, 2012 12:46pm UTC

If you're reading this...
congratulations, you're alive.
if that's not something to smile about,
then I don't know what is.
- Chad Sugg

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 15, 2012 12:27pm UTC

11:11
comes twice a day,
because everyone deserves
a second chance.

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 15, 2012 12:18pm UTC

I hope my unicorn impales you

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 9, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Nothing is worse than coming home from school and seeing that ants somehow got into your Easter candy and ate all of it.

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lanielovesunicorns
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 10:24am UTC

If you were waiting for a quote,
this is it.

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lanielovesunicorns
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 11:32am UTC

I went to the movies yesterday and afterwards went to the bathroom. In the stall next to me, some mom was telling her daughter, "Do you need to go tinkle tinkle little star?" And then she made lots of peeing noises. I just left the bathroom as fast as I could.

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 6, 2012 9:37am UTC

You're Beautiful Challenge
I try to do this every time I say something negative about myself.
What you do is, for every negative thing you say about yourself, you have to say three positive things about yourself. I don't care what you say, it just has to be something good about you.
For example if you said: Egh, I'm so fat.
You would have to then say: I love my eyes, they're a brilliant shade of blue. I've been on honor roll for the whole year so far. I have great friends who would do anything for me.
By saying this, even though you said something you don't like about yourself, you still have plenty of things that are great about you. I've found that it really boosts my self esteem.
So, the next time you say something bad about yourself, try this.

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lanielovesunicorns
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 8:14am UTC

I just had the best dream ever!
But I don't remember any of it.

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lanielovesunicorns
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April 2, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Seventeen: You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?
Jennifer Lawrence: When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers". I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.

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lanielovesunicorns
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March 21, 2012 5:48pm UTC

"I'm so full, I can't eat another bite!"
*delicious dessert comes to table*
"GIMME THAT!"

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lanielovesunicorns
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Y O G R O
you only get reaped once
except when you're in the 75th Hunger Games

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lanielovesunicorns
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March 19, 2012 5:59pm UTC

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lanielovesunicorns
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March 13, 2012 6:21pm UTC

*step on cat's foot*
I have failed as a mother!

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lanielovesunicorns
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March 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Dear makers of cherry medicine,
What made you think it was going to taste good?
Sincerely, grossed out sick person

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