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bye*
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August 1, 2013 5:20pm UTC

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad

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CharliesTheName
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August 1, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Sõ Î hëärd ŷòü lïkæ ßóÿs ŵìth åccënts

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ChocoTaco
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August 1, 2013 6:57pm UTC

There is a special place in heaven
for people who upload full albums to youtube.

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Hale_Storm18
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August 1, 2013 7:32pm UTC

All the 12 year olds on this site get really p.issed off when you point out the fact that they're 12.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Did you know that cats rub their faces
against things
that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
like wow thank you cat

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Arilena :)*
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October 27, 2012 11:55am UTC

Girl: Are you with your friends?
Him: Yeah, how'd you know?
Girl: Because you're acting like a jerk and ignoring me again.

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伤*
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October 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC

We were walking and harry looked at his watch and ran to the hotel, we thought something bad had happened but he just wanted to watch spongebob
- Liam Payne

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I_Dont_Know
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October 27, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Simba singing, "I just can't wait to be king," is equal to him singing, "I just can't wait for my dad to die."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JustBeMyself
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October 27, 2012 10:06am UTC

He's finally mine ♥
On October 21, 2012, we were just texting each other like normal.
When suddenly, he sent that text that usually scares people a little.
"Hey, uh, can I ask you something?"
My heart dropped for a second but I replied with a yes. There was no word from him for a while. I was getting really nervous because I had no idea what he had wanted. Then I finally got a text.
"Will you go out with me?"
I was in shock. I felt as though my heart fell, leapt, and throbbed in my throat all at once. Then I just burst into tears because I was just so happy. So many tears, so much pain and torture of thinking we would never be together, and I finally have him. And I replied with a yes.
The next day at school, I was waiting for him as usual by a door used in emergencies (not really) to get to our next class. I heard him coming up the stairs and then I heard him mutter something like, "Okay, time to do this right." He came into view and said,
"I know I asked you this already yesterday, but I felt so weak that it was in a text. So Gisselle... Will you go out with me?"
Of course, Xavier.
nmf

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LandonIsWitty
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October 27, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Starbucks really isn't that expensive,
When you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup..
//notmine//

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jane :-)*
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October 27, 2012 2:57pm UTC

What if next 11:11, instead of wishing for boys, we all simply wished for the cure to cancer?

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Stiff_Smile
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October 27, 2012 10:49am UTC

Think that you're fat?
Pull a Doofensmirtz!
Don't make yourself skinny;
make everybody else fat, so you'll be skinny by comparason.

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Arilena :)*
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October 27, 2012 9:43am UTC

Yelling "Stay!" at a non- living
object that keeps falling over

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taylorstories
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October 27, 2012 4:01pm UTC

3 Scariest Words in Math
Show your work.

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lovecrazy
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October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Arilena :)*
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October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC

My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
It kind of just happened.
I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
so , witty girls , just remember...
Love comes when you least expect it

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Melrose*
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October 22, 2012 6:52pm UTC

*watching tv*
me: that lady is a cat lady.
my mom: i know. take a good look at your future.

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Maddyhj
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October 22, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Witty is like Egypt.
Nobody understands us and
we worships cats.

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