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  1. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 10:41pm UTC
    &+&; Let's play
    Are You Nervous*

  2. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2009 11:01pm UTC
    All the single ladies; All the single ladies; All the single ladies; All the single ladies;
    All the single ladies; All the single ladies; All the single ladies;
    nOW pUT yOUR hANDS uP [+]

  3. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2009 10:56pm UTC
    && I'm not staringg at your butt;
    im just admiring your back pockets =X

  4. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2009 10:38pm UTC
    5388 teenagers are arrested.
    4219 teenagers get a sexually transmitted disease.
    3610 teenagers are assaulted.
    2861 teenagers drop out of school.
    1377 teenagers become moms.
    1106 teenagers get an abortion.
    1000 teenagers begin drinking alcohol.
    500 teenagers begin using drugs.
    420 teenagers arrested for drug use.
    6 teenagers commit suicide.
    All in one day.
    & we dont even realise.
    Live above the influence

  5. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2009 10:36pm UTC
    The saying is, "there are many other fish in the sea"
    But i dont get it, I like guys, not fish.

  6. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2009 10:19pm UTC
    && When i tell people that i dont own a diary,
    they laughh and say,, then where do you store
    all your thoughtss, hopes, feelings, & dreams?
    Well, i just look at them and think to myself ; ; ;
    _--_---_--_---_- i have witty * -_---_--_---_--_

  7. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2009 10:10pm UTC
    So, theres this guy. . . .
    && i could tell you everything about him
    but thenn you might just fall in love with
    h i m t o o

  8. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2009 11:17pm UTC
    If i was lucky enough to find love at first sight,
    i'd probably end up looking at the [ w r o n g g u y ]

  9. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2009 1:58am UTC
    Save a horse ------> ride a cowboy
    Save a rail ----------> ride a skater
    Save a volvo -------------> ride a cullen

  10. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2009 11:12pm UTC
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  11. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2009 10:13pm UTC
    &+; Even T-Mobile_*
    ♥♥♥ is jealous of my sidekicks ♥♥♥

  12. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2008 5:37pm UTC
    THE NUN AND THE PRIEST
    A priest was driving along and saw a beautiful nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, revealing the flesh of her thigh.
    The priest caught a glimpse of her tender thigh and suddenly breaks to avoid colliding into a truck at the traffic lights. The priest, unable to resist, puts his hand on the sister's thigh.
    She immediately says "Father, remember psalm 129." The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
    Time passes and again, the priest's hand wanders from the steering wheel to the Nun's theigh. The Nun once again says "Father remember psalm 129"
    The priest apologizes "Sorry sister but you know the flesh is weak."Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way.
    Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm 129 it said:
    "Go forth and seek. Further up you will find glory"

  13. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2008 4:54pm UTC
    Sorry Fergie;
    [ You Were Wrong ]
    *Big Girls Do Cry

  14. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 2:58pm UTC
    J.U.S.T . W.O.N.D.E.R.I.N.G; #11
    Do you keep secrets from your best friend?
    [+] = No way, jose [-] = yes, i do.

  15. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2008 2:21pm UTC
    J.U.S.T . W.O.N.D.E.R.I.N.G; #10
    why must the bad guy always be my favorite?

  16. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2008 1:52am UTC
    J.U.S.T . W.O.N.D.E.R.I.N.G; #9
    *Why is witty so addicting?!

  17. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2008 1:54pm UTC
    J.U.S.T . W.O.N.D.E.R.I.N.G; #8
    Should i keep making these?
    [+]=yeah [-]=nah

  18. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2008 11:34pm UTC
    J.U.S.T . W.O.N.D.E.R.I.N.G; #7
    If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

  19. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2008 11:34pm UTC
    J.U.S.T . W.O.N.D.E.R.I.N.G; #6
    bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

  20. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2008 11:32pm UTC
    J.U.S.T . W.O.N.D.E.R.I.N.G; #5
    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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