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ktena777

1. ktena777
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   Finding the perfect guy
   Is like finding a four leaf clover
   
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2. ktena777
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 9:01pm UTC
   Have patience and wait for the things
   you want most. Don't chase it. Don't
   run after it. If God wants you to have it,
   He will give it to you.
   
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3. ktena777
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   September 13, 2012 5:46pm UTC
   I Wish..
   people's beauty was based of their personality. That way, people who had amazing personalities, were gorgeous. People who were mean and rude, were ugly.
   
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4. ktena777
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   June 22, 2012 1:03pm UTC
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5. ktena777
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   June 20, 2012 7:06pm UTC
   Seeing a white van and thinking, "There's a Rapist in there."
   
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6. ktena777
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   June 17, 2012 3:20pm UTC
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7. ktena777
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   June 14, 2012 11:48am UTC
   When my parents are sleeping-
   Me: "SHHH! They're sleeping!
   When I'm sleeping-
   Parents: "Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours."
   
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8. ktena777
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   June 13, 2012 2:51pm UTC
   Son: I got a girlfriend.Want to meet her?
   Father: Good job, son. I defintely wanna meet her.
   Daughter: I got a boyfriend.
   Father: *loads shotgun*.
   Son: I got a girlfriend. Want to meet her?
   Mother: I ain't meeting that b*tch.
   Daugher: I got a boyfriend.
   Mother: AH! What's he like? Is he handsome? I want to meet him.
   The Difference of Genders.
   
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9. ktena777
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   June 12, 2012 5:54pm UTC
   Bad Luck Brian
   Is blind. Someone left the plunger in the toilet.
   Fave for a series.
   
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10. ktena777
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    100% of people fail the challenge below-
    Do Not Read This Sentence.
    
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11. ktena777
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    June 12, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Bad Luck Brian
    Most popular kid in school. Is home-schooled
    Fave for a series.
    
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12. ktena777
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    June 10, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Girl 1: HAHAH you're 18 and you've only had ONE bf?!? I'm 14 and i've had 3 already.haha.
    Girl 2: Oh is this a competition? I didn't realize.. What's the prize? Gonorrhea?
    
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13. ktena777
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    June 10, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Today, i got
    pulled over by
    cops.
    He said "Papers."
    I replied, "Scissors, I WIN." and sped off.
    
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14. ktena777
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:58pm UTC
    My brother had a graduation party and my best friend
    went. She is absolutely gorgeous and when the party was over,
    a boy who was at the party chatted me on Facebook saying
    "your friend is cute." I've never felt so ugly in my life.
    format by jimmy365
    
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15. ktena777
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    June 7, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Funny how,
    There's a show about 16 year olds who are
    pregnant, three-year old spoiled little girls
    in pageants,
    Yet there is not one show about srong,brave girls
    battling cancer.
    
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16. ktena777
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Did You Know...
    101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.
    
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17. ktena777
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    June 3, 2012 9:56am UTC
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    Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive.
    "Look at that b*tch, eating those f*cking crackers like she owns the place."
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    *nmf
    
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18. ktena777
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    I Wonder if...
    people on Nick or Disney Channel
    watch their own shows when they're bored.
    nmf
    
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19. ktena777
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    June 2, 2012 10:27am UTC
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20. ktena777
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    June 1, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    Elementary school: "Bring in games and food and we can have a party the last week of school"
    High School: "Here's 2000 projects and quizzes right before finals so you can't study,oh and don't forget your notes and books and we can study and stress you over finals the last week of school."
    
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