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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    I'm gonna pick up the pieces,
    And build a Lego house
    if things go wrong we can knock it down

  2. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 8:58am UTC
    Advice:
    In a relationship,
    Don't try to be perfect
    Just be Honest.

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:13am UTC
    I want to be with you but you are the sun and i am the moon and we will never collide

  4. JustBr3athe JustBr3athe
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    So you know how I wanted to get 30 mins or under for my 5k race? Well I got a time of 30:08 and I placed 3rd!!! So excited!!

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    And in that moment I swear I was done with math.

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    We can complain that rose bushes have thorns,
    or we can rejoice that thorn bushes have roses.

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    ❝ You put your arms around me and I'm home

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    FIND WHAT YOU LOVE AND LET IT
    kill you

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    I let you see the parts of me
    that weren't all that
    PRETTY

  10. JustBr3athe JustBr3athe
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    impossible

  11. Live2Run2Live* Live2Run2Live*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    You can wake me up
    in the dead of the
    night. Wreck my plans,
    Baby that's all right.

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    __________
    you said you were just
    clumsy
    __________

  13. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 3:20am UTC
    WHEN A PERSON HAS SOMETHING TO PROTECT
    THAT'S WHEN THEY TRULY BECOME STRONG

  14. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 3:27am UTC
    It's not over when you lose,
    i t s o v e r w h e n y o u g i v e u p .

  15. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 3:31am UTC
    a smile can get you out of a tough situation
    E VEN IF IT'S FAKE

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 2:09am UTC
    i got 20 chicken nuggets
    10 for me and 10 for me

  17. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    Something to know:
    If you insult me I'm either going to be really sarcastic or insult you a hundred times worse.

  18. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Today I learned that
    if you murder someone on an unregisterd boat in international waters, then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to one legal system. Then you can't be prosecuted for their murder.

  19. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    Zayn and Perrie are engaged and
    I'm not oK I REPEAT ELI ISNT OK WHERE IS MY FOOD IM NOT OK STOP WHY WHAT WHY NO IM NOT OK I REPEAT NOT OK

  20. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC
    "If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

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