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krislynsmith

1. krislynsmith
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   July 5, 2011 11:55pm UTC
   Only in America, you can get away with murder.... <|3
   
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2. krislynsmith
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   July 5, 2011 11:49pm UTC
   "Dude, i wasn't that drunk"....
   "Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single"....
   
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3. krislynsmith
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   July 5, 2011 11:44pm UTC
   FAVORITE THIS:
   If you're in a relationship with a celebrity, but they don't know it yet ♥
   
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4. krislynsmith
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   July 5, 2011 11:39pm UTC
   He's 19... You're 13...
   Thats not dating, thats babysitting.
   
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5. krislynsmith
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   July 5, 2011 11:35pm UTC
   Me- "look at me now"
   Teacher- "what are you doing?"
   Me-" I'm gettin' paper"
   
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6. krislynsmith
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   July 5, 2011 11:31pm UTC
   Some people can't sleep because of insomnia, I can't sleep because I have internet connection.
   
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7. krislynsmith
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   July 5, 2011 11:26pm UTC
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8. krislynsmith
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   July 5, 2011 11:22pm UTC
   "who sings rock party anthem?"
   "LMFAO"
   "whats so funny?"
   
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9. krislynsmith
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   July 4, 2011 11:52pm UTC
   "i wasn't that drunk"............. "dude you were trying to find nemo in my pool"
   
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10. krislynsmith
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    July 4, 2011 11:47pm UTC
    Team follow back <3
    follow me..
    
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11. krislynsmith
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    July 4, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    If you fight love, you're always the loser.. <3
    
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12. krislynsmith
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    July 4, 2011 11:38pm UTC
    Follow me if you love Justin Bieber <3
    
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13. krislynsmith
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    July 4, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    The only reason why your girlfriend likes your dick; is because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life..
    
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14. krislynsmith
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    July 4, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    Dear ladies, If Cinderella could win prince charming without taking her dress off... so can you.
    
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    July 4, 2011 11:26pm UTC
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    July 4, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    When I see a white van... The driver is automatically a rapist..
    
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    July 4, 2011 11:17pm UTC
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    July 4, 2011 11:06pm UTC
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