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Liam_Payne_Lover
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 4:43pm UTC

1D, Has An Effect On Me
Alissa and her friends are at school. They are talking about One Direction, Hannah brings up the concert they are having in their home state! Mckenzie thinks it would be awesome if they got back-stage passes! Olivia pops up really fast and says "ill have my mom get us 8 passes, that should be enough for all of us and one of our moms!" Brooke screams in excitment and sprints around the hallway. Madison and Lauren run over to her trying to calm her down. Lauren says "what are you doing??" And Brooke says " sory im just soo excited to meet Niall, my sexy husband" The rest of the girls pile up around her and start saying what they are gonna say to 1D, and how they are gonna keep their cool. The concert is on a Friday, and its Tuesday. Hannah keeps complaining and saying "why cant Friday come sooner?" Alissa tells her to be patient it will be here soon enough. The next day Olivia comes to school and tells everyone her mom got the tickets! Unlike yesterday, Brooke doesnt scream and run all over the place, this time... its Lauren! She is saying "yes, yes yes yes! The girls go over and calm her down. Alissa and Hannah are obsessing over Liam, Lauren, Brooke, Mckenzie, and Olivia are obsessing over Niall, and Madison is obsessing over Zayne!
sorry all i have time for right noww:) more tomoro

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xotaracarr*
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May 30, 2012 5:30pm UTC

A photograph is worth a thousand words,
but photoshop can create a thousand lies ♥

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missmeltdown
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May 30, 2012 8:02pm UTC

I've always wanted to swap bodies with somebody for a day.shh don't tell. #19

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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witty_monn
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May 30, 2012 10:32am UTC

&&who else wishes
R.I.P
meant 'Return If Possible?'
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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beautyinsidexox
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 5:22pm UTC

That guy.
You always wonder why you bother wasting your time. Sending him texts, talking to him, or just smiling at him; because you know that you'd have no chance with him what so ever. You always hurt over him, or maybe shed a tear. You constantly think about him, and how amazing he is, and all the reasons why you like him. Whenever love songs come on, you think about you two together. When you close your eyes at night, all you vision is the perfect moment when he'd ask you out, or make a move. The heart ache you get when you see his face everyday at school, and that amazing moment when you meet eye-contact.
♥ for experiencing any of this?

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dreams_come_true
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March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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ImInLoveUnfortunately
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February 2, 2012 10:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Best invention ever:
a mirror that takes pictures.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cutecat0413
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January 6, 2012 3:34pm UTC

*In 25 years*
Me: "You know, when I was a kid, I had the Iphone 4S and used Siri for information."
My kid: "Omg Mom, that's so lame. I have the Iphone 500, and it makes my bed, cleans my clothes, and makes my dinner."
nmq

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 10:52pm UTC

Friend:You ask!
Me: No, you ask!
Friend:No, you ask!
Me:Fine. Excuse me, my friend would like to
ask you a question?
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

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Litoudaki
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 6:25pm UTC

*Missing a call.*
*Call back.*
*No answer.*
"What, did you fυcking die within 2 seconds?"

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 8:21pm UTC

when you're already awake
and your mom keeps yelling at you to get up.
-________________________________-

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braceface700
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 3:04pm UTC

A dad comes home drunk and angry. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife, then turns to the gun himself and pulls the trigger. The daughter sits behind a couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family, and she went to her first Sunday school at church. She walks past the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girl then ask's the teacher "How did that man get off the cross?" The teacher replied "He never did." So the little girl argued; "Yes he did. Because the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next to me behind the couch, telling me everything was going to be alright". 66% of you won't re-post this, but remember what the bible says; "Deny me in front of your friends and I shall Deny you in front of my Father". So re-post this, and remember... God saw you read this.

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GreenieXD
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December 24, 2011 7:20am UTC

PLEASE READ
This isn't about me, this was on a website, story told by an anonymous person.
'I met Justin Bieber on May 10th at a meet and greet.
I went into the room to go and meet him and have my picture taken,
after the picture was taken one of the guards told the next girl to come in and told me I had to leave,
l hugged Justin and as I was getting pulled out of the room, I reached for his hand,
my sleeves slipped up and he saw the cuts on my wrist.
He told the guard to give us a moment,
He put out his pinky and said "Promise me you'll stop." He changed my life.'
My opinion of Justin Bieber changed after this.

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arii321
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 6:55pm UTC

A police came up
to my friend and asked
"Where were you between
four & six?"
She said,"Kindergarden."

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CoolStoryBro1023
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:51pm UTC

Coca Cola went to town
Diet Pepsi shot him down
Dr. Pepper picked him up
Now we're drinking 7-Up
7up got the flu
Now we're drinking Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew fell off a mountain
Now we're drinking from a fountain
Fountain broke, people choke,
Now we're back to drinking coke.

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Lovelyinspiration
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 9:37pm UTC

"Mom, look!"
"Oh thats nice sweetie."
Oh thats cool,how you saw without looking.

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