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Lovelyinspiration

1. Lovelyinspiration
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 6:31pm UTC
   mocking people in a voice that they don't even have.
   
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2. Lovelyinspiration
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 7:29pm UTC
   That akward moment
   When you're talking about someone and they walk over so you change your conversation completely.
   "Ahh I hate her so much, and..."
   *Person your talking about walks over*
   "And then the um..the cow was like moo."
   
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3. Lovelyinspiration
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   January 24, 2012 7:13pm UTC
   I really want to meet the teenage version of my parents.
   
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4. Lovelyinspiration
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 2:13pm UTC
   CONVERSATIONS
   that only you and your best friend understand...
   "Dude, remeber that time that you knoww.."
   "Oh yeah! With the person at the place and it.."
   "No bro, the other time with that person with the stuff and the thing?"
   "I remember that..good times."
   
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5. Lovelyinspiration
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   January 21, 2012 1:54pm UTC
   Oh right.
   You were waving at the person behind me.
   My bad..
   
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6. Lovelyinspiration
   posted a quote
   January 18, 2012 8:16pm UTC
   The akward moment,
   When you say
   "Cool story bro. Lemme here it again."
   And then the person actually starts to tell you the story again...
   
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7. Lovelyinspiration
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 11:24am UTC
   The akward moment,
   w h e n y o u r f o r t u n e c o o k i e k n o w s w h a t ' s u p .
   
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8. Lovelyinspiration
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 10:46am UTC
   " HEY WHO STOLE MY...
   nevermind, I found it."
   
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9. Lovelyinspiration
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 10:39am UTC
   I've always wanted an actual UPSIDE DOWN, MISSING, or BLANK PAGE on my MCAS.
   
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10. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Having a dream so realistic,
    you had to think if it really happened or not..
    
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11. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    "That's not what I said"
    "Yes, it is."
    "No, I think I know what I said."
    
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12. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Trying to tell your parents a funny story,
    and it turns into a life lesson.
    lol nmf nmq
    
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13. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    The Look
    You and your friend exchange when you see someone
    extremely hot walk by.
    
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14. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Mom.Mom.Look at me. Mom.Mom.
    MOM! YOUR NOT LOOKING! MOM!!!!
    
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15. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Laughing Sarcastically.
    And then making a very serious face.
    NMF
    
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16. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    When I was younger
    if you could run up the slide,
    You had some Serious Skills.
    
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17. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Oh, My Bad
    I forgot to return your knife, so here you go.
    I finally got it out of my back.
    I'm sure you'll be needing it again soon.
    
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18. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    That amazing feeling you get,
    When you beat your highscore in temple run, and that
    little voice in the background goes "woohoo!"
    
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19. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    (Goes on facebook)
    *1 friend request*
    creepy looking older guy.
    0 mutual friends.
    NO. Decline.
    (Goes back on facebook)
    *1 friend request*
    Hot guy.
    0 mutual friends.
    Who the heck cares?
    OMG ACCEPT ACCEPT!!!!
    
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20. Lovelyinspiration
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    No.
    It wasn't akward until you said
    "This is akward."
    Now it's akward.
    ........N
    .
    
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