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  1. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 6:04pm UTC
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  2. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years. advice...

  3. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:00pm UTC
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  4. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    So the guy i like and i both told eachother that we like eachother but why hasnt he asked me out yet?

  5. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    7th - 12th grade love <3
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.

  6. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    YOU OPENED IT!
    TONIGHT12:THE PERSON YOU LIKE WILL REALIZE THAT THEY LOVE YOU!
    BUT IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS THEN THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE WILL DIE.
    PINK iPOD - single and like someone a lot but you like someone that you might never have.
    GREEN iPOD - single and hating it
    WHITE iPOD - single taking it easy causeyou're tired of drama but you like people
    RED iPOD - Taken and loving every single moment of it.
    GRAY iPOD - Single and whatever happens happens.
    BLUE iPOD- Like someone they like you back,but you are't going out
    ORANGE iPOD - Confused.
    PURPLE iPOD - Single but like someone alot but not sure if they like you back
    BLACK iPOD-re an undercoverturlel you know kung fu, and you can rip someones head off without even touching them.
    YELLOW iPOD-you like someone but you dont give a heck what he/she does

  7. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 9:51am UTC
    I tried so hard for your attention but i guess you wouldnt have noticed that i finally stopped

  8. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Are you ready to spill your guts?
    Yes yes i am
    How many people have you kissed, that you can HONESTLY say you love?
    none
    These questions will get rather deep and personal, can you take it?
    sure.
    Is there someone you want to let go of?
    Yup :/
    Do you think age matters in relationships?
    depends on maturity
    Do you have any regrets?
    yes
    The last person you kissed bumped into you at school, what would you say?
    i dont know
    How old are you?
    14
    When was the last time you were truly, completely happy?
    Saturday when he texted me while i was sick
    Do you hate the last person you kissed?
    No
    What's the connection between the last person you texted?
    bestest friend in the world
    Do you go to church every Sunday?
    noo i used to
    Have you lost friends in the past year?
    yes
    Do you think two people can be happy forever?
    Yes
    Think back to July 2008, were you single
    yuuuup
    Name one person you wish you could fix things with, and why haven't you?
    Connor cuz he doesnt even no somethings wrong like always cuz he doesnt see how much i care bout him
    Would you rather sleep by yourself or with someone else?
    myself
    Is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don't talk to anymore?
    yeah a couple of guys.
    Are you in a good mood?
    ehh
    Can you recall the last time you liked someone?
    noowww
    who are you talking to?
    Hannah and Lizzie
    What's one thing you like about winter?
    Christmas
    As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
    Why he even talks to them and flirts back and does he ever think about me
    Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the person you fell the hardest for?
    YES thats what im worried bout
    Can you spend a whole night with the last person you kisses?
    Yep
    Do you have a hard time controlling your emotions?
    not reallyyy
    Do you like your height?
    no too tall
    Who sits behind you in English class?
    Matt

  9. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    rules for flirtingGuys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
    girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys:whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
    Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
    between you and your crush....
    **************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    -now copy and repost this.
    if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
    if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever

  10. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Fact-90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love.
    ♥ Since you have read this, you will be told good
    news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now

  11. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    if you like, love or miss someone right now, &
    can't get them out of your head, then repost this, within one minute
    and whoever you are missing,
    will suprise you

    nmq

  12. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    We have been texting for 6 hours!!!!!<3

  13. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her. --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

  14. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    since you have read this, you will be told good new tonight if you dont re-post this, your worst week starts NOW.

  15. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    7th grade
    boy: I like her and i want you to tell her for me.
    boy's friend: ok
    boys Friend: hey, he likes you, you want to go out?
    Girl: um.. no. sorry.
    •8th grade:
    boy: i like her and i want her to know..will you tell her.
    boy's friend: sure
    Boy's friend: he likes you and he wants to go out with you.
    Girl: no i like someone else.
    •That Summer:
    Boy: i like her and i want to tell her.
    Boy: i like you and i want to go out with you.
    Girl: no i just want to be friends.
    •few days later:
    Girl: He likes me but i don't like him
    Girls' friends: i don't think he will bother you again. i dare you to go out with next guy to ask you out.
    Girl: ok
    •The next day:
    Boy: i really like you will you please go out with me.
    Girl: yes
    boy: what?!
    Girl: yes!
    boy:YESS!!!
    Girl starts to fall for the boy.
    •Exactly one month later:
    Girls friend: i think its time you break up
    Girl: ok.. (secretly doesn't want to but is too afraid her friend will hate her if she said no)
    Boy: hey
    Girl:hi
    Boy: hows it goin?
    Girl: its fine.
    Boy: whats wrong?
    Girl: i think we should break up..
    Boy: what..?
    Girl: we should break up.
    Boy: why...
    Girl: its just.. we never see eachother any more
    Boy: I can change that
    Girl: I've never met your family
    Boy: I can change that
    Girl: I just don't feel that way for you anymore.
    Boy: I wish i could change that.
    Girl: I'm sorry.
    Boy: i know.
    Girl: i'm sorry.. i have to go.
    Boy: thanks for trying.
    •The next day
    Boy: Hey
    Girl: I'm sorry
    Boy: No i'm happy we broke up i could tell we weren't going anywhere too.
    Girl: ok.
    •Freshman
    Girl: (playing their song) I like him.. i have since we first started dating. but i can't tell him, i can't tell anybody.
    •Sophmore
    Boy has a new girlfriend
    Girl: (playing their song) i like him.. i still do.. but i can't tell him. i can't tell anybody.
    •Junior year
    Boy and his girlfriend broke up.
    Girl: I like you. I always have and I always will.
    Boy: I'm sorry i like someone else.
    Girl runs away crying.
    The next day the boy finds a note in his locker.
    I told you i like you. but i was wrong. i ment I love you. But you don't love me. I wish i could change that. I'm sorry for that day back in 8th grade. I really didn't want to. I'm gone now, I've been sick for a while now. By the time you read this I'll be in the hospital on life support. I just needed to tell you before i go. I love you. Don't for get that.
    Boy stares at the paper for a long time and runs down the hall. He went to her house. but she wasn't home.
    •The next day:
    Boy goes to the hospital and tells the nurse who he wants to see.
    Nurse: it seems she checked out yesterday.
    Boy: She's better?
    Nurse: I'm afraid not. she had cancer and she passed away, yesterday. I'm sorry.
    the boy stares at the floor, he runs out the door and down the street.
    •The next day:
    At her Funeral
    The boy asks to speak.
    Boy: A few days before i received a note from her. (he reads the note.) and i wanted to tell her before she left that I loved her, i love her. i loved her for a long time. and there is nothing i can do now. nothing. all i can say is i love you and now your gone.. I wish i could change that. The Boy starts crying and so does everyone else.
    The Boy ends up marrying her friend that told her to break up with him. When he found that out that she did that, he killed himself to be with The Girl. He was 28.
    REPOST or you will have bad luck in love for 28 years.
    RePoSt and somebody will tell you they love you tomorrow and you will get good news tonight at midnight.
    Repost if you have a heart and want to find a cure for all serious diseases including cancer..
    Repost for all of the people who fear death is at there door
    Repost for people with cancer.

  16. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Answer 'em!
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? yes
    2. Do you like noodles? not really
    3. Do you enjoy drama? no
    4. Are you a girly girl? yess
    5. Small or large purses? small
    7. Are you short? nope
    8. Do you like somebody? yeah<3
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? yeahh i wear clean socks eerydaay
    10. Do you like Halloween? yupppp
    11. Are you double jointed? yeah
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? idk
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? yeah awkward
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? sorta
    15. Do you call anybody by their last name? yupp(:
    GIRLS BE HONEST ;
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? white
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? bothh[;
    3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? yesss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    4. Do you have a best friend? yuup
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken ? yeah
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? ew no
    7. Do you like your life? yup
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yess(;
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? im pretty even
    10. How long have you had a facebook? about a month
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? yes (; and i will again if i have to
    12. What are your biggest fears? heights
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yuup
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yesss :X
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? depends
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? yes
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? yess
    18. Are you currently missing someone? yupppp
    19: who are you texting right now? a close guy friend(:
    THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE
    Cowboy or Gangster? gangsta
    Face or Body? face
    Sweet or Sexy? sexy&sweet(;
    Contacts or Glasses? contacts
    YOURSELF...
    01. Eyeliner or Mascara?mascara
    02. Pink or black? pink
    03. Pumps or flats? flats(;
    04. Skirts or pants? pants
    05. Socks or leggings? socks
    06. Hoodies or jackets? hoodies
    07. Heels or sneakers? neither boots
    08. Straight or curly hair? either
    09. White or black? either
    10. Smoothies or lattes? smoothies
    11. Diet or regular sodas? regular
    12. Water or daiquiris? water
    13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? neither
    15. iPod or cell phone? cellphone
    16. Friends or family? familyy
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? lip gloss
    18. Manicure or pedicures? manicure
    19. Tank tops or beaters? tank tops
    20. Big sunglasses or small? BIGGGGGGGG
    21. Sunglasses or purses? sunglasses
    IN A GUY ...
    Funny or Serious? funny.
    Romantic or Daredevil? both
    Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? either
    Long Hair or Short Hair? nothing to long
    Curly Hair or Straight Hair? nothing past a wave
    Hockey Player or Football Player? either

  17. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Test ur tongue!!!
    Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once you found the mistake Find the 1
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllll1lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999996999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Once you found the N... find the Q
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Now make 2 wishes!
    *~ they will come true~*
    Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)

  18. kmorley kmorley
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    January 21, 2012 12:13pm UTC
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  19. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    7th-12th grade love<3
    since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight
    if you dont re-post this, your worst week starts NOW
    Original by Kitkat598

  20. kmorley kmorley
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:07pm UTC
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    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her. --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

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