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1. kittykat_eyes
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2012 5:55am UTC
   *Puts on to much lotion*
   Me: Oh crap *wipes half of it on the person next to me.*
   
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2. kittykat_eyes
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 2:51am UTC
   Ex GF: Will you ever forget me?
   Ex BF: How will I ever forget you when your name is the password to my Facebook.
   Ex GF: * As a tear fell down* I went home to steal his Facebook.
   
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3. kittykat_eyes
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 2:44am UTC
   *puts earphones on* Me: your insecure.
   Friend: What?
   Me: Don't know what for.
   Friend: Huh?
   Me: Your turning heads when you walk through the door.
   Friend: Awww thanks.
   Me: Don't need make-up to cover up.
   Friend: Are you insulting my make-up?
   Me: Being the way that you are is enough.
   Friend: Now your calling me a cake face.
   Me: Everyone else in the room can see it, Everyone else but you!
   * takes earphones out*
   Friend: YEAH WELL IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT MY BEST FRIEND IS TELLING ME ALLL THIS THANKS NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN.
   Me: Huh?
   
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4. kittykat_eyes
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   June 21, 2012 2:33am UTC
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   Putting lmao,lol,rofl, and knowing damn well you're sitting there with less expression than a brick. >.<
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5. kittykat_eyes
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 2:25am UTC
   So Cute :D
   She said she wanted to cut herself.
   He took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up.
   She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink.
   He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said "Drink up."
   She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
   He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.
   She said that she wanted to get high.
   He took her to to the tallest hill in town.
   She said that she wanted to see her blood.
   He took her to get her ears pierced.
   She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
   He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
   She said that she wanted to be alone.
   He gave her a name tag that said "My name is: alone."
   She said that she wanted to have someone here to take care of her, always.
   He asked when he wasn't..
   
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6. kittykat_eyes
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 2:13am UTC
   Dad: Be mature stop arguing with your 10 year old brother.
   Me: He was hitting me!
   Dad: BE MATURE HE IS 10!
   Me: So?
   Dad: Your older so act like that, he's 10 and your 16.
   Me: And your 45 arguing with a 16 year old
   Dad: ........
   
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7. kittykat_eyes
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 1:53am UTC
   Don't tell me she's just a friend, just so you know we also started by being just "Friends".
   
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8. kittykat_eyes
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 3:30am UTC
   When someone says,
   "You look pretty today"
   & I'm thinking what about the other days? ;o
   
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9. kittykat_eyes
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 1:42am UTC
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   Fake Boyfriend Lock Their Phone, Real Boyfriends Say "Hey Babe, Can You Read That Text For Me?" <3
   
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10. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 1:39am UTC
    Relationships
    Are like test; You don't cheat on them!!
    
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11. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 1:19am UTC
    I wish I was a camera so I could take your picture with my mind. Put it in a frame for you to see, how beautiful you really are to me.
    
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12. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    That Weird Moment When You Stalk A Girls Pictures Because You Think She's Pretty And Want Her Looks.
    
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13. kittykat_eyes
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    May 30, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    The annoying moment when you can't get your BF/GF's past relationships out of your head.
    
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14. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    I hate when people tell me to break my habit.
    If it was really that easy then i think i would have quit long ago.
    
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15. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    I'm A Girl..
    I Get Jealous.
    I Don't Like When Other Girls Flirt With You.
    Call You Cute.
    Call You Thier Best Friend.
    Comment On Your Pictures.
    Post On Your Wall.
    Or Try To Get Your Attention.
    Call Me Crazy But Me Getting Mad At You Is
    Just Cause' I Care.
    Because I Don't Want Another Girl
    To Come And Take My Place <3
    
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16. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:28pm UTC
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    No matter what people will always hate no matter who you are or what you look like.
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17. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Boyfriend: This is my new girlfriend(:
    His friends: WOah she's hot.
    Boyfriend: This is my new girlfriend(:
    His parents: Awh good job son you two look good together.
    Boyfriend: *Updates facebook status* My new girlfriend (:
    His ex girlfriend: Ewhhh. I look so much better :\ how can he |:
    *stalks her facebook*
    ♥
    
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18. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    That moment when you re-think things over and over and then you start getting depressed/angry.
    
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19. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    It's hard to get over you when you won't leave me alone & I fall for you again. & It rewinds back to the same cycle.♥
    
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20. kittykat_eyes
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    Scroll your mouse down this quote to know what your fortune teller is. (:
    SIKE!!!!
    Favorite if you really checked
    
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