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  1. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  2. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  3. nehel08 nehel08
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Love
    And
    HATE
    One makes you happy
    And one makes you want to die

  4. Sara* Sara*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Harry Styles
    The boy with the cuttest curls in the world. He is so special, and he always can make us smile with his strange obsession with cats. He might hasn't the best taste with girls in the world, he usually date with girls with 10 years more than him, but even thought that we love him. We also love him because he is that type of boy who cries when he miss his mum, and also that type of boy who is here when someone need him. Harry's voice is extrordinharry... He talks so slowly and so sexy. He always makes me smile with his cheeky smile.

  5. cassidy123 cassidy123
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    If I was skinnier, prettier, funnier, smarter, had a chest, or didn't speak my mind.....if I wasn't me. Would I be yours?

  6. loondynzograf loondynzograf
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    you make me draw those silly hearts on my paper♥
    Format by twilightgirl995

  7. MarriiDavii* MarriiDavii*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Top 10 Prettiest Girls♥
    1.Theres
    2.No
    3.Such
    4.Thing
    5.As
    6.Top
    7.Ten
    8.Youre
    9.All
    10.Beautiful

  8. Bubbles123456 Bubbles123456
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    Today you are You, that is
    truer than true. There is no one alive
    who is Youer than You.
    ♥Dr. Seuss

  9. Bubbles123456 Bubbles123456
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    "Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
    Dr. Suess♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Bubbles123456 Bubbles123456
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and
    when we find someone whos weirdness is compatible
    with ours, we join up with them and fall in a mutual weirdness and call it love.

  12. Gicelle Gicelle
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:24pm UTC
     
    IF A GUY
    says you're cute... he's looking at your smile.
    If a guy says you're HOT he's looking at your body.
    If a guy says you're pretty... he's looking at your face.
    But...
    If a guy says you're Beautiful... he's looking at your Heart
    -iLovezyaah
     

  13. 1DMyKryptonitee 1DMyKryptonitee
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    >>I watch your eyes,
    AND
    I'm in
    RIDDLES.
    Why can't you look at me like that?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Emily10125 Emily10125
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Dear Guys,
    If you told us how you feel when you know we like you it would save us a lot of tears later.
    Sincerely,
    Confused Girls

  16. abkingpro abkingpro
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    EaCh TiMe i [HeAr] Ur VoIcE
    i CaNt [HeLp] It
    ItS NoT By ChOiCe
    My [HearT] BeAtS FaStEr,
    My KnEeS GeT [ WeAk],
    My StOmAcH GeTs
    [ bUtteRfLiES],
    i CaN [HaRdLy] SpEaK,
    EvErY MiNuTe [fEeLs] LiKe BrAnD NeW
    i [CaNt] HeLp iT
    [i M F a L L i N g 4 u] ily xx

  17. regankk regankk
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    Dear you. Yeah, you reading this. Did you have a bad day? Felt like you're not loved? Not good enough? That nobody cares about you? Well, you are loved, you are good enough, and somebody cares. You are a beautiful person, and one day you'll realize that. Realized that you are better then you expected, better then what those 'popular' girls expected. You've felt ugly? Fat? Too skinny? You are perfect just the way you are. As long as you believe you are pretty from the inside and out, other people will too. People will see you as the happy, wonderful and fantastic girl that believes in herself. So, if your ever having a bad day, always remember that you are beautiful and you dont have to change yourself for somebody else. You are beautiful in every single way.

  18. SarahsCloudySkies SarahsCloudySkies
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    I'm the type of girl
    who will burst out laughing in dead silence
    because of something that happened yesterday

  19. Laxlover98 Laxlover98
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Raisin cookies
    that look like
    chocolate chip cookies
    are the main reason
    I have trust issues.
    ;)

  20. Zaaraa225 Zaaraa225
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:44pm UTC
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    Zayn Malik.

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