1DMyKryptonitee

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Ohaiii durr, lad, fella, friend, amiga, or maybe just YOU. ♥
If it's not obvious enough, I ♥ One Direction. Yes, i'm a Directioner. Sometimes i fail to support them, but it's not because i'm not happy for them, it's because the chance of meeting them is decreasing each day. Okay now, let's not be sad. Let's think of unicorns. And how they barf RAINBOWS. I wonder if they smell like cupcakes. Ohmygosh, i'm inlove with FOOD. Anyway, most of the time i have nothing to do, so my profile would probably be filled with random, and ridicule set of quotes. Oh and if you ever wanna follow, i don't mind. :) justtt kiddin'! But seriously.

^{Thank you, i ♥ you so freakin much.}

1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 11:58pm UTC

Hey youuuuu!
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Umm. I made a new account... YAYYYY... (letsdanceinStyles) heeeee. Ummm and you should follow me. Cause you know. I love you. And i follow back. And i love you. And you're beautiful. And i love you.. :) I dont normally ask for followers so i dont really care if you dont follow.x i still love youuuu :) But if you actually do follow, i love you so freaking much. :)x

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 7:42pm UTC

Directionator: OMG. I know alot about One Direction. I love them.
My mom: NO! Jimmy protested.
Directionator: Umm.. Who's Jimmy?
Me and my mom: -__-
I love my Directioner mommmmmyy. How many people have Directioner moms? Just wannaaa know.... (:

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 5:55pm UTC

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR HOMEWORK?

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 29, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Whoa.
Internet fight..
ARE YOU GONNA LIKE,
CAPS LOCK
each other to death?

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 1:38pm UTC

JUST BECAUSE YOU FAILED
THE FIRST TIME
doesn't mean your life is o v e r .
JUST PICK YOURSELF UP,
and learn how to
b e l i e v e .
♥

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Best idol?
One Direction.
Best fanbase?
Directioners.
Best relationship?
One Direction & Directioners.

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 12:33pm UTC

Harold Edward Milward Styles,
Ever thought about
modeling in a
hair commercial?

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Haha. Puh-lease.
Don't be so humble.
You're not that great hun.

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 12:09pm UTC

Awkward moment
when you're trying to explain that
One Direction is gay,
but not,
yet gay..
Fellow Directioners, get me here?

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 2:15am UTC

Paul Higgins has 11 letters..
SO DOES BABY SITTING..
COINCIDENCE?
I think not.

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May 27, 2012 2:11am UTC

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May 27, 2012 2:00am UTC

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1DMyKryptonitee
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May 27, 2012 12:34am UTC

Zayn Malik,
baby,
Conneticut is a state.
and avocado is not a veggie.

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 3:49pm UTC

You're
my
creep-tonight (;

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 12:01am UTC

i hate my life. night. i dont feel like going to bed late, i feel so..... err.. shattered. but who cares? no one. exactly. whatevs.

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 6:11pm UTC

♔
KEEP CALM
BECAUSE
WE'RE THE 1D FAMILY
♥

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 11:47pm UTC

"One Direction's only famous for their looks."
Me: Yeah, i have their whole album to listen to their faces. -.-
DON'T MESS WITH THE 1D FAMILY.

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 12:08am UTC

I'm ALWAYS left out.
Even my friends and family reject me. And people wonder why i cut? Damn.

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:01pm UTC

*Middle school dance*
Other songs:
ME: .______________.
One Direction:
ME: *le dies*

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1DMyKryptonitee
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 11:53pm UTC

We're not fans,
We're DIRECTIONERS.
We're not obsessed,
We're DEDICATED.
We're not friends,
We're a FAMILY.

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