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mayday
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC

me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us?
me: *exhales*
parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE.

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jimmy365
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May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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Shainaluvturtles
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May 31, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Teacher: School's almost over
Teacher: And this is crazy
Teacher: But here's 3 projects
Teacher: Due by Friday

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gwenythadele
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: EXCUSE ME?
Me: What?
Mom: I don't like your additude.
Me: But I--
Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
Me: Okay.
Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *blinks*
Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

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hisblueeyes
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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haazaahhh
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC

hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

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ilovedyousomuch145
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 8:16am UTC

Mrs Puff: Son, what's your name?
Patrick: Uh.. uhm.. uh 24!
Class: Laughing histerically
Mrs Puff: Go sit down now.
Spongebob: hey Patrick, I know something funnier than 24!
Patrick: what!
Spongebob: 25(;

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 12:17pm UTC

Whitney Houston
Gone but never forgotten.
August 9th, 1963 -- February 11th, 2012
Rest In Peace.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 6:00pm UTC

when you spell a word correctly
but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever, questioning it's existence.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 6:14pm UTC

God
Has no phone, but i still talk to him
God
Has no Facebook, but he's still my friend
god
has no Twitter, but i still follow him♥

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emiinnerr
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March 3, 2011 7:48pm UTC

She said she wanted to get high, so he took her to the tallest hill in town. She said she wanted to stay up all night & drink, so he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated soda and said "Drink Up." She said she wanted to shoot herself in the face, so he gave her a water gun and let her pull the trigger. She said she wanted to cut herself, so he took a Polaroid picture of her face and let her cut it up. She said she wanted to cry herself to sleep, so he had her watch a sad and romantic movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone, so he gave her a name tag that said "Hello,my name is Alone." She said that she wanted someone to be there to take care of her, so he asked when he wasn't. ♥

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TheWordsUnspoken
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 5:14pm UTC

The Girl Dictionary.
I'm okay. - I'm not freaking okay.
k. - I hate you, Shut up.
lol. - yeah, this is akward.
hehe ;) - I'm trying to flirt with you, so flirt back stupid boy.
brb. - I'm really not going anywhere you're just boring
I hate you. - I actually love you.
so... - say something, this is akward.
If we don't respond to you, we don't want to talk to you.
If we ignore your calls, give you dirty stares and won't talk to you, we're mad at you.
If we say that we'll love you forever, we're not lying so don't lie to us.
If we flirt with other guys, we're trying to make you jealous.
If we can't stop talking to you, we like you.
&+ If we can't stop talking about you
S i m p l e a s t h a t . ♥

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 2:39pm UTC

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any of us could have walked past each other at any moment in our lives and not have known it
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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Julietxoxo
posted a quote
October 3, 2011 6:44pm UTC

That moment
When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers.♥

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 6:20pm UTC

who else thinks it's cute
when you catch a guy looking at you? ♥

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 9:31am UTC

favorite this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago.__________x
♥♥♥

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SilverSharpie3
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 11:31pm UTC

ADMIT IT being called pretty by your friends is different than being called pretty by a guy

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KrystalKastles
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC

I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

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rachelinaballerina98
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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sowrongitssteff
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 12:17am UTC

‘Cause I’m just a teenage dirt bag, baby.

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