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  1. giggles54xx giggles54xx
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    Today,
    A skinny long-haired golden retriever mix came running up to my front door and i ran out to see who's he was. He didn't have a tag, so i got him some dog treats and he ate them in literally 2 seconds. My mom came out and i asked if we could keep him, she said no and called animal control. I sat with him for 20 minutes waiting for them to show up. When they did he stayed by my side, the person came to him and put a leash on him. They put him in the truck and he was staring at me with puppy eyes, whimpering. I told my mom how witty works and we agreed that if i get 100 faves she will call in 7 days to see if he's still there and bring him home. Please, click the [♥] for him...

  2. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:54am UTC
    Waiter: Don't touch the dish, it's very hot.
    Me: *Touches dish to see just how hot it is*
    "OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"

  3. evilpanda evilpanda
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    Am I the only one,
    WHO'S EVER
    wanted to try
    A Krabby Patty ?

  4. MissSmiley MissSmiley
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 7:26am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. kinokuniya kinokuniya
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 2:00am UTC
    You can't buy happiness?
    i just bought some chocolate...
    ♥ & i'm pretty freakin' happy♥

  6. kinokuniya kinokuniya
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2011 1:51am UTC
    I'm not drunk,
    I'm just holding onto the grass, so I don't fall off the earth.

  7. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  8. JustTheWayIAm JustTheWayIAm
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 10:14am UTC
    Who invented tickling?
    like when the first person to tickle someone did it
    it was probably so awkward.
    "Why are you weirdly moving your hands on me? W"
    "Just trust me."

  9. debz_ debz_
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 4:30am UTC
    I Dont need a brain...
    I have a little thing called
    Google
    nmq

  10. zeebabexoxo zeebabexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 9:30am UTC
    ………………¸·*¨¯¨*·.
    ………………`·-·*…..).·*¨¯¨*·¸
    …………………..¸,.·´……*·-·´
    ..·*¨¯¯¨*·¸…….*´¯) Today my Grandpa who has alzheimers and doesn't remember who I am,
    (………..`·.,¸_¸,.·´ Held my hand and told me I was the prettiest girl alive....`·-·*


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. ape23 ape23
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 7:52am UTC
    Please Read Until The End
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% of the people on here will not repost this.
    Be part of that 49% and repost this.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. ILoveYouforever01 ILoveYouforever01
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 2:32am UTC
    this summer flew

    by like a g6

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 3:45am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When someones watching you type your password.
    obviously not my format
    mine? well, hey awkward moment quotes are annoying so lets share our annoyance with each other, how about that? good, I'm happy you understand.

  16. xoanzxo xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 1:19am UTC
    In My School
    You Are Not Allowed To Wear Nail polish .
    Fav if you think this is wrong.

  17. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    Teacher : This will be a partner project. *looks over at friend*Teacher: And I will be assigning partners.damn.

  18. dinosaur88 dinosaur88
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    I'm taking a survey.
    Fav if you're a middle schooler.
    Comment if you're a high schooler.

  19. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    Too many witty people
    are doing too many witty things
    ...
    "LET THE REFRESHING BEGIN."

  20. andiwishhesawme andiwishhesawme
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    i used to be popular.
    but then, myfriends stopped talking to me.
    My boyfriend broke up with me.
    I g o t t r a s h e d f o r b e i n g " o v e r - u g l y".
    I 'm s o rry.
    i can 't help that my face was burned in a fire.

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