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  1. kianalove1234 kianalove1234
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    school:2+2=4homework:2+4+2=8exams:omar has 4 apples and his train is in 7 minutes. calcute the mass of the sun

  2. kianalove1234 kianalove1234
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    when your teacher says get out! walk out with your head high! you have won son!

  3. kianalove1234 kianalove1234
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    911
    boy: hello 911
    911: what is ur emergency sir
    boy: 2 girls are fighting over me
    911: what is the problem with it sir?
    boy: the ugly one is winning

  4. kianalove1234 kianalove1234
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    when your teacher asks you a question thinking you werent paying attention and you answer it right"what now!? i am the boss!!!

  5. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 11:35am UTC
    it's my birthday,
    i'll get high if i want to
    can't deny that i want you
    [ but i'll lie if i have to ]

  6. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    You had never been loved properly
    and that made you cruel.
    You cut people open,
    Ripped them to shreds,
    just trying to find something
    to make you feel whole,
    to make you feel happy.
    you threw yourself into people
    so that you didn't have to deal with yourself,
    So that you didn't have to be alone.
    But you took people by the heart
    and crushed them
    Because no one taught you
    how to love another human being,
    but worse yet
    no one taught you how to love yourself.
    (p.s)

  7. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    you were out of my league.

  8. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Just because she doesn't have 100+ likes on her profile picture doesn't mean she's not gorgeous..
    Every girl is beautiful, It's society that's ugly.

  9. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    I will use memories.
    But I will not allow memories to use me.

  10. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    I could tell you 1 million things I hate about myself before I could tell you 1 single thing I like.

  11. Madi_Cook Madi_Cook
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    When people dont want to include me in on things:
    "Guys you better tell me or I will scream".

  12. Madi_Cook Madi_Cook
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    EVERYDAY
    CAN
    BE
    FRIDAY
    IF
    YOU
    ARE
    REALLY
    IRRESPOSIBLE.
    LOOKS
    LIKE
    EVERYDAY
    IS
    FRIDAY
    GUYS!!!!!!!

  13. Madi_Cook Madi_Cook
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Mom:"Money doesn't solve problems..."
    Me:"What anout my money problem?"
    Brother:"OOOOOOOOOOOH, YOU GOT OWNED!!!"
    Mom:"Jake, shut the hel(l) up!!!!!"
    Me:"Haha... I still win."

  14. Madi_Cook Madi_Cook
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    Sleep is for quiters... I QUIT!!!!!!

  15. hopelou hopelou
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    There are two primary choices in life:
    To accept conditions as they exist
    or accept responsibility for changing them...

  16. VioletCherries VioletCherries
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    I don't deserve you...


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:33am UTC
    Problems are like Balloons. We let them unnecessarily blow up.-RVM

  19. inspirestar inspirestar
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    Confession
    On Monday, I was at the mall with my sister and her boyfriend. While looking around for a present, someone who worked there was helping us out. When we left, I looked over to my sister and said, That guy was pretty cute, she gives me the wierdest look. You do know that was a girl, right ? she replies. I look over to her and find that she was completely serious. Never in my life have I ever felt more lesbian. (or mean for thinking she was a guy) XD

  20. VioletCherries VioletCherries
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    And the worst thing is
    I don't get to see you on Christmas

:)

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