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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    The older the Facebook post,
    the creepier your "like" becomes.

  2. LilzaxX LilzaxX
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    If only i was better
    at telling people how i really feel.♥

  3. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I don't care how
    many warnings I get I am still going
    to eat raw cookie dough.

  4. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Making people happy > Me being happy.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Laugh at your problems;
    Everyone else does.
    jimmy365:)
    my format/nmq

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    You make me smile,
    WITHOUT EVEN TRYING ♥

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    If mom can't find it
    no one can.
    jimmy365
    my format:)

  8. i_heart_youx3 i_heart_youx3
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    A real man gives up one night stands
    for a girl he can't stand one night without.
    nmf

  9. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 10:14pm UTC
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  10. JordanRae JordanRae
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Procrastinator?
    No. I save all my homework till' the last minute because then I'll be older, therefore more wise (;

  11. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:30pm UTC
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  12. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    M ak e h o l d i n g h e r
    h a n d t o o t i g h t
    the only way you can hurt her.

  13. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    "Calm down, bro."
    Okay, bro, by telling me to calm down, all you're doing is making me want to shoot you.

  14. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    your pants bother me
    take them off.

  15. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    If taking model pictures
    makes you a model, standing my my garage makes me a car.

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    did I ask for you opinion? No!
    ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
    SO SHUT THE F*CK UP!

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    YOU'RE ANNOYING!
    GO SOMEWHERE

  18. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    being there for people
    because you know what it's like to have no one.

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:37pm UTC
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  20. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 3:31am UTC
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