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  1. ACuttersDiary ACuttersDiary
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Today, my best friend
    Angie was pushed down the stairs
    intentionally by a boy in my class.
    She was sent to the nurse.
    She was immediatley rushed to the
    hospital.She broke her elbow, and
    her tailbone.All the boy got was a
    detention .This was completley
    intentional And all he got was a
    detention.
    Fave if you think this is wrong.
    All I'm asking is that you pray for her.

  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Hey, up there
    in heaven. I wonder if you can hear me. It's been
    one year, Best friend. You've been gone for that
    long. I love you, Kenny. Gone but not forgotten.
    3/16/1997 - 1/26/2011

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Answers.com
    Open Question
    I don't let my girlfriend use the bathroom.
    I feel like pooping is very unladylike, so I don't allow her to do it. It's better if she
    vomits it out, that way she looses weight a little aswell. A friend told me this is
    morally wrong? is it?
    I saw this, and I didn't know whether to laugh or be concerned.
    nmf

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    apparently, 143 means "i loveyou " because
    I = one letter, Love = 4 letters, You + 3 letters.
    however, if you go by that logic, 143 also means
    "I hate you", "I stab you", "I chew you", "I like pie", "A pink fly", "A tiny zit", and "I kill you."
    hmmmmmm...

  5. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    ☾☽☾☽☾ ☽
    If you were born in the 90's... the BEST Gym Classes involved a ///Rainbow Colored Parachute///
    format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. cutie_pie1234 cutie_pie1234
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    H O W T O S A V E T H E W O R L D :
    1: Make a document titled "The World"
    2: Save it.

  9. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    format by RetroRainbow
    -------------~♥~------------
    && who else
    is gunna be single this Valentines Day?

  10. kayleekrusader kayleekrusader
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    SPORTS TIMELINE
    AGE 3: DANCE (BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS SIGN YOU UP)
    AGE 5: GYMNASTICS (YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING HOW TO DO A SOMMERSALT
    AGE 9: SOCCER (EVERYONE DOES IT AT LEAST ONCE IN THEIR LIFE)
    AGE 12: SOFTBALL (YEA, I HIT LIKE A GIRL!)
    AGE 15: TRACK (YOU GOTTA BE FAST ENOUGH TO ESCAPE THE COPS;)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. xxcorinne95xx xxcorinne95xx
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    At lunch
    the yearbook class was walking around asking the girls what was one thing they couldn't live without and someone at my table responded with tampons
    Day=Made

  12. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    *Boyfriend and Girlfriend are over at the Boyfriend’s house*
    *Boyfriend’s Mom: Where are you going?
    *Boyfriend: My room.
    *Later, Boyfriend's Mom hears a scream and goes running to the Boyfriend’s room to find him lying on the bed crying*
    *Boyfirend's Mom: What happened?
    *Girlfriend: I beat him at black ops...

  13. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#088
    Dear Sneeze,
    If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put that stupid look on my face then leave.
    nmq.nmf,

  14. hanzoo346 hanzoo346
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Today my school had a fire drill.I was standing outside with one of the most popular football players, when a Down Syndrome girl came up to him and wanted to hold his hand because she was scared. Happily, he held her hand infront of all his friends back to class.sixbillionsecrets.com

  15. MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Tumblr- Conversation I heard in the club.
    Shy Guy: Hey there..
    Random Guy: Hey what's up?
    Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
    Random Guy: Thanks dude!
    Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
    Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
    Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
    Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
    Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
    Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

  16. ShesInLove ShesInLove
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    To do list;
    1. Buy a boat.
    2. Name it relation
    3. Go around telling people "I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!"

  17. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. mmeeker713 mmeeker713
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Dear Parents,
    Texting+Facebook=Textbook
    yes, im studying
    Sincerely,
    your hardworking children

  19. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    People Hurt Me
    & it brings out an ugly side of me that I never knew existed

  20. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    In school
    we learn the lesson before we take the test.
    in life
    we take the test before we learn the lesson...

:)

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