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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    You know,
    one day you look at the person and you see
    something more than you did the night before.
    Like a switch has been flicked somewhere.
    And the person who was just a friend
    is suddenly the only person
    you can ever imagine yourself with.
    It happens just like that...

  2. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Here's to the girls
    Who don't wake up with perfect hair.
    Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad.
    Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up.
    Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than in skinny jeans.
    Who don't get all of the guys.
    Who aren't " popular " but wo uldn't trade their friends for the world.
    Who choose sneakers of heels.
    Who aren't afraid to break a nail .
    Who don't always get everything they want.
    Who don't need a guy to tell them they're beautiful.
    Here's to all the girls who are
    just like me.

  3. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    She's got a smile on her face
    and a screw you attitude.
    because from this day on
    she's living life for herself

    nmf

  4. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Mom 4 Hours Ago: We're Leaving In 30 Minutes.

  5. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    -------------~♥~------------
    There's 104 Days of Summer Vacation
    And school comes along just to end it
    So the annual problem, for our generation
    Is finding a good way to spend it.
    Like maybe...
    Eating some Rocket Pops
    Or tryin' to get money
    Rebloggin' bout the Eiffel Tower
    *da da dadada*
    Typin' in quotes that doesn't exist
    And rarely ever taking a shower
    *do do do doooo*
    Surfing the internet
    Creating a new blog
    Annoying facebook girls don't have brains
    "You're so annoying"
    Playin' Angry Birds
    Rebloggin' more monuments
    Directioners sure are insane
    "Liam!"
    As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do
    Before school starts next fall
    "Common' guys"
    So stick with us
    Cause the internet rules
    And you won't regret it at all
    So stick with us
    Cause you're addicted
    And you won't regret it at all
    "Honeyy! Get off your laptop"
    "No!"
    format by neversaynever16/ quote by MsEmilyHoran

  6. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Barney turned into JerseyShore
    GameBoy turned into Facebook
    PictnoChat turned into Texting
    Coloring turned into LoveLetters
    HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
    Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
    AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
    TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
    Skechers turned into Sperrys
    EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
    Cooties turned into Kisses
    Playdates turned into Hangouts
    Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
    JuicyJuice turned into Monster
    RainCoats turned into TubeTops
    SweatPants turned into Yogas
    StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
    Webkinz turned into Tumblr
    Braids turned into Straighteners
    FullHouse turned into Degrassi
    CampRock turned into OneDirection
    Jokes turned into Bullying
    BedTimes turned into Curfues
    Like turned into Love
    But worst of all,
    Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
    Where has our childhood gone?
    -90's kids♥

  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Me: I swear, Call Me Maybe is on the radio like 24/7.
    Friend: It's probably because that guy still hasn't called her yet.

  8. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 7:08am UTC
    THERE ƎЯƎHTARE ƎЯATWO OWTSIDES ƧƎⱭIƧTO OTEVERY YЯƎVƎSTORY YЯOTƧInspired by Tumblr, Made by RunawayRachel

  9. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Best TV Quotes Ever
    "C o u l d y o u w a l k a l i t t l e b i t s o f t e r ?"
    "J e n n a c a n ' t h e a r u s , s h e ' s b l i n d ."
    - P r e t t y L i t t l e L i a r s

  10. cheerleader12 cheerleader12
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    B/tch please.
    You've had more relationships than my grandparents have had birthdays.

  11. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Most Common Lies:
    1. I won't laugh. I promise.
    2. Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
    3. I'm just kidding.
    4. I never got your text.
    5. Yes, I've read and agreed to the terms & conditions.
    6. You will need to know this later in life.
    7. I'm fine.
    8. No, I'm okay. Just tired.
    9. Okay, just one more episode.
    10. I'm on my way.
    11. Sorry, my parents said no.
    nmq/nmf

  12. ivelz17 ivelz17
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Oh, you're "cooler" than me?
    Guess that makes me hotter.
    ;)

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    Moonwalking into jail because
    you're a smooth criminal.

  14. harrystylesisfit harrystylesisfit
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    american kid:
    "so, you're from the uk? cool! so do you have tea with the Queen?"
    british kid:
    "do you go to mcdonalds with Obama?"

  15. thatbritishboy thatbritishboy
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Sleep is for people with no internet connection.

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Jealousy.
    *Normal girls: OMG. My guy is with another girl. Wtf
    *Me*: OMG! THE PIZZA MAN IS IN ANOTHER PERSONS DRIVEWAY

  17. XxHopeHazardxX XxHopeHazardxX
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    My Best Friend is WAY Prettier than me
    Can anyone relate to this?

  18. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    FUN FACT:
    People born in 1994-1999
    have lived in three decades,
    two centuries,
    and two millenniums.
    And they are not even 18 yet.

  19. Oliviaxo Oliviaxo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Here's to the girls
    that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
    ~
    nmf

  20. BabiiGurlBree BabiiGurlBree
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Get out of my head,
    and fall into
    my arms instead..

:)

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