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kelseycarter

1. kelseycarter
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 1:04pm UTC
   obvioulsly
   Y O L O
   we aren't cats
   
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2. kelseycarter
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 12:58pm UTC
   Girl, your face isn't a colouring book,
   chill with the makeup
   
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3. kelseycarter
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2012 12:51pm UTC
   Boy: Why do you like One Direction, they don't even know you exist?Girl: Why do you breathe if you know you're going to die?
   
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4. kelseycarter
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   “Stalking” Is such a negative word,
   I prefer “keeping in touch”
   
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5. kelseycarter
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 12:34pm UTC
   so today, I was in the grocery store, and when I was in the fruit and vegatable aisle there was a midgit
   infront of me picking up a mushroom
   and I couldn't help but yell
   "grow mario grow!"
   
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6. kelseycarter
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 12:16pm UTC
   When I am about to die,
   I want my last words to be;
   "I left one millions dollars in the..."
   
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7. kelseycarter
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 11:34am UTC
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8. kelseycarter
   posted a quote
   January 20, 2012 11:19am UTC
   Put your iPod on shuffle and type what comes up:
   Opening Credits: Circle The Drain - Katy Perry
   First Day of School: Haven't Had Enough - Marianas Trench
   Falling in Love: I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
   Fight Song: What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction
   Breaking Up: Pumped Up Kicks - Foster The People
   Studying/Working: How To Love - Lil Wayne
   Life: California King Bed - Rihanna
   Mental Breakdown: Don't Talk To Strangers - Hedley
   Sunny Day: We Found Love - Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris
   Rainy Day: Without You - David Guetta ft. Usher
   Party/Dance Music: Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO
   Driving: 2012 - Jay Sean ft. Nicki Minaj
   Sleeping/Dreaming: Can't Breathe - FeFe Dobson
   Nightmares: Just A Dream - Nelly
   Wedding Day: Speak Now - Taylor Swift
   Birth of A Child: I Like How It Feels - Enrique Iglasias
   Final Battle: Princess Of China - Coldplay ft. Rihanna
   Death Scene: Dead End Countdown - The New Cities
   Funeral Song: Next 2 You - Chris Brown ft. Justin
   Bieber
   Credits: Who Says - Selena Gomez
   
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9. kelseycarter
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   January 20, 2012 10:16am UTC
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10. kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:06am UTC
    Boy: Mom, what's a girlfriend?
    Mom: If you're a good boy, you'll get one when you're older.
    Boy: But what if I'm not a good boy?
    Mom: Then you will get many.
    
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11. kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    2010
    2011
    2012
    *fave if your
    papers also
    look like this
    
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12. kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    You've Got Every Right
    to a beautiful life ♥
    
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13. kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    I l i k e t o p u s h b u t t o n s ,
    e s p e c i a l l y t h e B I G r e d o n e s
    t h a t s a y ' d o n o t p u s h '
    
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14. kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    I named my Ipod 'The Titanic'
    &
    my remote 'Waldo'
    fave if you get it ♥
    
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15. kelseycarter
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    January 13, 2012 11:12pm UTC
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16. kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    bacon is bacon,
    eggs are eggs,
    don't let a guy
    between your legs,
    guys say your cute,
    guys say your fine,
    9 months later,
    guys say 'not mine'
    
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17. kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    common sense,
    isn't really all that
    common these days
    
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18. kelseycarter
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    January 13, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    I'm sorry,
    but your name is not google,
    you do not know everything
    
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19. kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    If you don't like me,
    I'm fine with that,
    just don't pretend that you do
    
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20. kelseycarter
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    come on guys,
    girls really aren't that
    complicateded
    like really?
    how hard is it to
    tell us we look pretty
    give us chocolate
    and agree with
    everything we say
    
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