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kelseyann20

1. kelseyann20
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 10:55pm UTC
   Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out!"
   .... this is sooo true.
   
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2. kelseyann20
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 10:51pm UTC
   we met
   we talked
   we liked
   we dated
   we commited
   i loved
   you cheated
   were done
   your deleted
   <3
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3. kelseyann20
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:11pm UTC
   YOu will
   Never become
   old && wise
   if you arent
   Young && crazy <3
   
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4. kelseyann20
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   December 14, 2011 9:34pm UTC
   i love you .. <3
   i cant even explain how much i love you..
   words cant explain anything anymore..<3
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5. kelseyann20
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 9:38pm UTC
   It breaks my heart to see you flirting with those other girls,
   baby, just open your eyes; im right here.
   i love you.
   
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6. kelseyann20
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 8:11pm UTC
   Im feeling sexy and free, like glitters raining on me,
   your like a shot of pure gold, i think im bout to explode,
   i can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air.
   now im breathing like im running cause your taking me there, dont you know? you spin me outta' control, ooh ooh ooh oooh, we can do this all night, turn this club skin tightt<3
   
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7. kelseyann20
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 12:16am UTC
   Take me down like a domino<3
   
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8. kelseyann20
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2011 9:27pm UTC
   Why did the chicken cross the road?
   to get to the other side.
   no, to get to your house(:
   stupid.
   knock knock
   oh! i bet i can get this one , you say knock knock, i say whos there, you say the chicken. haha good joke!!
   nmf
   
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9. kelseyann20
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 5:11pm UTC
   It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone <3
   
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10. kelseyann20
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    November 25, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    That one look you get from your friends when your talking to that one guy you have had a crush on foreverr! (:
    
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11. kelseyann20
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    1 universe
    9 planets
    204 countries
    809 islands
    7 seas
    800 billion people..
    and your still, and always be the one i want<3
    
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12. kelseyann20
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    -•••••••••-
    We found love in a hopeless place, now i know we are ment to be together<3
    -•••-
    nmf
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥
    
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13. kelseyann20
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    November 22, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    and when i saw your facebook status go from 'single' then to 'in a relationship'..
    my heart dropped,
    becuase that girl wasnt me ... </3
    
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14. kelseyann20
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    November 20, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    Dont you hate it when your at the dentist and the dentist person cleaning your teeth is talking to you and asking you questions and your just thinking .. hun, you have you hands all up in my mouth, do you honestly think i wanna talk to you right now?!
    
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15. kelseyann20
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Your definatly not the brightest crayon in the box;
    but your my favorite color. <3
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16. kelseyann20
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    If you asked me how im doin',
    i'd say im doin' just fine,
    i'd lie and say that your not on my mind.
    And.. finally, im forced to face the truth..
    I'm not over you <3
    
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17. kelseyann20
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    November 18, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    Thank you Captain Obvious.
    Welcome Lieutenant Sarcastic!
    
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18. kelseyann20
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    November 18, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    You know your in love when you cant sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams<3
    
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19. kelseyann20
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    November 15, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    I want to smack you with a shovel..
    but i would hate to hurt the shovel ...
    
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20. kelseyann20
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    Eenie Meenie miny moe,
    you aint nothin' but a hoe,
    you think your cute,
    you think your classy,
    newsflash b*tch,
    your f*cking nasty!! <3
    
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