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yourcool
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March 12, 2013 1:43am UTC

getting addicted to a show and then
watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because it's over. just freaking over.

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yourcool
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March 10, 2013 4:35am UTC

how to break up with someone
you: your ex is attractive.
partner: which one?
you: me.
you: BYEEEE

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BlackButterflies
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March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC

i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
want to know why that's special?
I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
and i am speechless.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kelly_Kris_k
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Teenager Post #6335
I Hate when I'm trying to sleep
and my brain is like ,
"you know whats a great movie? Paranormal Activity...."

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

next time you're washing your hands next to
somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:54pm UTC

someone fall in love with me i am bored

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:52pm UTC

*looks in the mirror.*
"oh, so that's why people don't like me."

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imgoingtogiveallmysecretsaway
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November 6, 2010 3:25pm UTC

"OH MY GOD, you look just like Shakira!
No, no, you're Catherine Zeta!"
Actually, my name's Marina.
~ 'hollywood' by marina and the diamonds

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SoftballMyLife22
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February 27, 2013 9:37pm UTC

Worst Feelings:
-Randomly getting your period
-Finding out your crush likes someone else
-Failing a test you studies so d@mn hard for
-Sleeping for more than 8 hours and still waking up extremely sleepy
-Canceled plans
-When the person you're talking to stops replying out of nowhere
-Feeling alone in a room full of people
-Not being good enough

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ltoma18
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February 27, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Isn't it amazing....
how fast you can explode out of bed when you realize you're late?

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lovecrazy
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February 27, 2013 5:54pm UTC

So today, this girl told me that she had a C- in English and an A- in French.
I was just sitting there like wtf how does that happen?
lol guys guess what? That girl was me.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:41pm UTC

"People do not die from suicide; they die of sadness."

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 5:35pm UTC

I was eating oreos
and I was dunking them in milk
and the cookie broke and sunk
to the bottom so now I'm just staring
at the glass and wondering why bad
things happen to good people.

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BlackButterflies
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February 27, 2013 1:52am UTC

starting a sentence and then realising that no one is listening to you so you just kinda trail off and stand there feeling awkward

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BlackButterflies
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February 27, 2013 3:38am UTC

Those girls who are actually really intelligent but pretend to be stupid and ditsy just to get boys to think they're cute are just really annoying, okay, if he doesn't like you being smart and trying to do well at school, he isn't worth a second of your time.

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chethu
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 8:32am UTC

Without a question?
There is no answer

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 10:35pm UTC

people on the internet hate me
people in real life hate me
i hate me
this is a fun time.

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MissTomlinson
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February 26, 2013 6:14pm UTC

If Liam wasn't sent home the first time...
If Zayn gave up at boot camp...
If Niall had gotten a "no" from Katy Perry...
If Harry decided to wait a year...
If Louis was too scared to be rejected...
There would be no One Direction.
Scary thought. We are so lucky.
Follow for a follow.

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kelly_Kris_k
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 1:30am UTC

Leonardo Decaprio
In Movies , really has bad luck with women. His wife in Inception went crazy and killed herself, his wife in Revolutionary Road went crazy and killed herself, and his wife in Shutter Island went crazy and killed his children And in Titanic ll he tries to kill his wife .

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