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kellibobelli

Status: I'm sleeepinggg. (; goodnightt. (:

Member Since: 21 Aug 2011 09:33pm

Last Seen: 15 Sep 2012 11:29pm

Location: inyourmom'schesthair. (:

Gender: F

user id: 210091

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  1. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 2:28am UTC
    I lovelovelove my profile nowwwww. (:
    You can say I'm in loooooooooooveee.
    Alrighty. Now that I'm officially happy with myself.
    Goooodfreakin'night. ♥

  2. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Brandon(starts singing easy by rascal flatts): it's easyyyyyyyy!
    Me: Yeah? So is your girlfriend ..
    Brandon: ^____^
    Me: You're my brother, and i love you. But you know i hate her.
    Brandon: Just.. Just.. Shut up.
    Me: Hahahaha.
    Ah, i love my brother to death, i honestly do. But his girl, S H I T T I T S . you wouldn't believe ..

  3. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:47pm UTC
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  4. kellibobelli kellibobelli
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    November 18, 2011 10:38pm UTC
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  5. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    Dear Steveeeee,
    WHY THE HELL CAN'T WE LIKE COMMENTS ON WITTY?! -.-
    Sincerely,
    a very confused fifteen year old girl who keeps looking for a 'like' button. ;D
    p.s. i realize that my quotes aren't always in the correct catergory, but they should really have an "other" catergoryy. :D

  6. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    L e t h i m g o ,
    get him out of your head; remember you're not in his. Forget his
    birthday, his phone number, and the sweet things he said; remember those were
    lies. Delete his texts, take his contact out of your phone; remember he's talking
    to all those other girls instead. Quit wishing he'll come back, stop putting yourself
    down, remember it's not your fault; he had no good reason to leave. Just stop it,
    stop it all, and erase him from your past. Block out his name, ignore his texts, plug
    your ears when someone mentions him because trust me, he's doing perfectly fine
    without you. If you ever want to get over him, cut yourself off. Take every object
    and memory you have of him and throw it in the trash. And then maybe, if you're
    lucky, you'll escape him.

  7. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    boys tend to lie,
    girls tend to believe.

  8. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    boys tend to lie,
    girls tend to believe.

  9. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 12:30pm UTC
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  10. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    Dress like Barbie, smoke like Marley.

  11. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    How much do I cost?
    Natural Hair Color:
    [] Brown - $100
    [ ] Dirty Blonde- $75
    [xxx ]Blonde - $50
    [] Black - $15
    [] Bald - $5
    [] Other- $75
    Total: $50
    Eye Color:
    [xxxx] Brown - $50
    [] Green - $75
    [ ] Blue $150
    [ ] Hazel $100
    [] Other - $15
    Total so far: $100
    Height:
    [ ] Over 7′- $200
    [] 6′8″to 7′- $175
    [] 6′0″to 6′7″- $150
    [ ] 5′5″to 5′11″- $75
    [ xxxxx] 5′4″to 5′10″- $85
    [] Under 5′4 - $25
    Total so far: $185
    Age:
    [ ] 50 to 56 - $175
    [ ] 46 to 50 - $150
    [ ] 41 to 45 - $125
    [ ] 31 to 40 - $100
    [ ] 26 to 30 - $75
    [ ] 21 to 25 - $50
    [ ] 19 to 20 - $25
    [x] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: $285
    Birth Order:
    [] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [] First Born - $320
    [] Only Child - $250
    [] second born - $150
    [xxxx] Middle child - $100
    [] Last Born - $100
    [] third born - $550
    [] fourth born - $300
    [ ] fifth born - $400
    [xxxx ] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $500
    Drink?
    [xxxx] I did like twice - $400
    [ ] Only Holidays - $250
    [ ] Sometimes - $215
    [ ] YES - $200
    [] only weekends - $300
    [ ] Every other day - $50
    [ ] Once a day - $15
    [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
    [] No - $600
    Total so far: $900
    Vision?
    [] perfect vision - $400
    [xxxxx]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
    [] No correction - $100
    [xxxxx] Glasses - $50
    [] contacts - $25
    [ ] Surgical correction - $100
    Total so far: $1500
    Shoe Size:
    [] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [ ] 11 to 12 - $400
    [xxx] 7 to 10 - $500
    [] Under 7- $450
    Total so far: $2000
    Favorite Colors/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
    [x] Green-$750
    [x] Red - $600
    [x] Black - $100
    [x] Yellow -$475
    [] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [] White - $400
    [x] Aqua - $350
    [x] Orange - $300
    [] Blue - $ 20
    [x] Pink - $100
    [x] Other - $500
    Total: $5400
    Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [] Yes $0
    [] Nope - $1000
    [x] some- $750
    Total: $6400
    (;

  12. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    Cinderella didn't have to take off her dress to get her Prince Charming, neither do you.

  13. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    ahhhh, we're putting up the CHRISTMAS tree tonightt.
    i missed christmas, SOSOSOSOSOSSOSOSO muuuch. (:

  14. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    You said move on; where do I go? I guess second best if all I will know.

  15. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    He made my heart soar.
    He made my heart sore.

  16. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    and, sometimes i wonder if you actually stop to think;
    man, i miss her.
    ♥ jkm kkk

  17. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 4:53pm UTC
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  18. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Just ask her
    if she thinks about him.
    She'll think back to an old memory,
    close her eyes and, s m i l e.
    She'll say;
    "Yeah every once in a while."

  19. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    girls are like
    apples on trees. the best
    ones are at the top of the tree.
    the boys don't want tot reach for
    the good ones, because they are afraid
    of falling and getting hurt. instead, they
    just get the rotten apples from the ground
    that aren't as good, but easy. so the apples
    at the top think something is wrong with
    them, when in reality, they're amazing.
    they just have to wait for the right
    boy to come along, the one
    who's brave enough
    to climb
    all the way
    to the top
    of the tree.

  20. kellibobelli kellibobelli
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 5:44pm UTC
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