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kelbreck5

1. kelbreck5
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2011 12:21am UTC
   Today, my parents found out that I've cut for the past year.
   I think they have given me the reasons I need to stop.
   Just tell yours too
   Please.
   
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2. kelbreck5
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 7:41pm UTC
   Dear lady with 6 screaming kids at Walmart
   wondering how the condoms got into her cart,
   You're welcome.
   
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3. kelbreck5
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 7:30pm UTC
   It's so hot out,
   I'm ovulating hard boiled eggs.
   
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4. kelbreck5
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2011 6:09pm UTC
   I can't remember what came before him,
   and what comes after I don't care
   ♥
   We Run : Sugarland
   
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5. kelbreck5
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2011 10:03am UTC
   A few days ago, some guys were making fun of Justin Beiber in homeroom
   Our teacher interrupted them and said
   "You're just jealous because he has more money and more girls than all of you guys PUT TOGETHER"
   They. Were. Speechless.
   
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6. kelbreck5
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2011 4:45pm UTC
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7. kelbreck5
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2011 12:11pm UTC
   Some people were dropped as a baby.
   You on the other hand?
   You must have been like chucked at a wall..
   
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8. kelbreck5
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2011 9:43pm UTC
   That awkward moment when:
   you read a "That awkward moment" quote
   and it doesn't apply to you
   AT ALL
   
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9. kelbreck5
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2011 1:54pm UTC
   I went to bed with a FOOD BABY.
   ....and had a dream that I was PREGNANT.
   
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