keepcalmandcarryon's Quotes

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 8:37pm UTC

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
crying is how your
body speaks when your
mouth cant explain the
pain you
feel
....................................................................

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 8:32pm UTC

calling me fake wont make you real
calling me ugly wont make you beautiful
calling me mean wont make you nice
mean girls
♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 5:30pm UTC

I Need a 6 month vacation
twice a year

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 2:45pm UTC

Home alone time to party!
jk scared shitless of that mysterious sound i heard coming from my room

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 10:25pm UTC

I don't know about you,
but when I walk into a dark room and
turn on the light I'm expecting to see the
grudge standing there with a knife.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 10:11pm UTC

Don't you hate it when
you h a v e a i tc h i n yo ur t h r oug ht and s t a r t t o have a random cou ghi n g sp as m in cl a ss .

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 7:17pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 2:52pm UTC

changed my witty pagee!!! check it outttt

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 11:51am UTC

me: *staring into
space*
friend: "are you okay?"
me: "yeah im just
having a vision."
fave if you miss that's so Raven
nmf

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 11:39am UTC

Today I was on the subway and saw a sign that read...
Stil a virgin?
for help call
888-743-4335
toll free
. . . .what has this world come to?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 13 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 27, 2011 11:30am UTC

&yes im a girl,
is oios I said I would be ready in 5 miutes, 2 hours ago, ♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 6:20pm UTC

I eat what you eat in 10 years,
In 2 days..
ladies love me im on that jenny craig
i walk it all off i do pilates
look at me now, i'm eating wafers
fatter than a motherf**ker
format ©FunkyMonkeyFormats

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 2:42pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
"'buddy the elf what's your favorite color?'' '
format © orangetwilight

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 2:39pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 2:35pm UTC

why do we always want what we cant have.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 7 points

keepcalmandcarryon
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 2:17pm UTC

i got a dig bick
favorite if you read this wrong
uspod.