keelyP111

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keelyP111

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Member Since: 1 Jun 2012 09:27pm

Last Seen: 19 Feb 2013 09:24pm

user id: 304726

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Sup party peoples!? I'm Keely! Check out my quotes yo! Chao!!

keelyP111
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 6:16pm UTC

yo' mama is so fat,
when she gets in an elevator it HAS TO go
down!

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keelyP111
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Roses are red, vilots are blue, this is my quote, I made just for you

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keelyP111
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED 2 KNOW
what color does everybody like better....
Pink or Purple. Whenever i ask girls what their
favorite color is they always say pink.... or purple!
Favorite this if you like purple better and comment if
you like pink better. Thank you sooo much. i WILLfind out
what the better color is!

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keelyP111
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 5:28pm UTC

"did you just fall?"
"No. I attacked the floor."
"Backwards?"
"I'm freaking talented!"

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keelyP111
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I love you with all my butt.
I would say heart,
but my butt is bigger <3

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keelyP111
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 5:01pm UTC

"I am a ninja."
"no, you're not."
"Oh come on! Did you just see me do that?!"
"Do what?"
"Exactly!"

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keelyP111
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:28am UTC

If you can't convine them,
confuse them.

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keelyP111
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 10:48pm UTC

When life gives you lemons squeez them in sombodies eyes!

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keelyP111
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 10:28pm UTC

people say they can't live without love....
personaly, I think oxygen is more important

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