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xogabbbyxo98
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 9:03pm UTC

"all little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they're not."
-marilyn monroe<3
Format credit: Sandrasaurus

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tty2009
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 10:59pm UTC

my hearts a stereo
it beats for you so listen close
Hear my thoughts in
every note
make me your radio
turn me up when you feel low
♥
not my format/ love this song(:

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laurengirlyxoxo
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 10:18pm UTC

dad,how was i born?
Welllll, son first your mother and i got together on
facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
at myspace and she agreed to download data
from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
transfer we realized that none of us had installed
a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
months later a pop up window appeared saying
you've got a male. ♥
nmq|nmf
credit to :missJoxoxo

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xilovehimx77
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 9:26pm UTC

Boys Who...
want the future with you.

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madalynmarie
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 9:21pm UTC

conversation i have on a daily basis.
"Oh my gosh your handwriting is sooo pretty!"
"no. it sucks."
"but it's soo much better than minee!"
"noo, yours is soo much better"
anyone else?

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sarahxx224
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 8:28pm UTC

SAY
alpha kenny body
fav if you get it xD

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JustForMe
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 8:36pm UTC

If a boy asks me out I'm going to say...
How about this, you wait for a week. I will act my complete self around you, just like I do with my best friend and family. I wont be all done up, and don't be surprised if I'm in my sweats sometimes. My hair will most likely be a complete mess. And I won't be holding everything in, and I might show a few tears, but I'll want you to comfort me. You will see how much of a wreck I am at times. If you still like me after all this, then ask me then.
then he knows exactly what he's getting into♥

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pupluver107
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 8:39pm UTC

So my friend grabbed my phone today
She sat in the bathroom changing all of my contacts to harry potter characters
I have no idea who is who
I've been texting Draco Malfoy
For like 2 hours
♥

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i_heart_youx3
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 8:35pm UTC

I love when boys have
real conversations when texting you♥

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beaniebaby
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 10:15pm UTC

Boy: Girl:
I saw her today. I saw him today.
It seems like its been forever. I wonder if he still cares.
She looks better than before. I couldn’t stop staring at him.
I asked how things are going. I asked about his new girlfriend.
I’d pick her over any girl I’m with. He’s probably really happy now.
I can’t even look at her without crying. He couldn’t even look at me.
I told her I miss her. He didn’t mean it.
I meant it. He doesn’t mean it.
I love her. He loves his new girlfriend.
I held her for the last time. He gave me a friendly hug.
Then I went home and cried. Then I went home and cried.
I lost her. I love him.

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LoveThatWasLost
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 8:22pm UTC

Those girls who make quotes about being 14 and pregnant.
And I'm just the awkward teen who's never even been kissed.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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JessAdler
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 11:29pm UTC

& i liked the guy
all my friends said "ew" to.

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ilovechu4
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 8:28pm UTC

I woke up the next morning
With a smile on my face
And a long list of gentlemen
Happy to take your place
Less trashier, much classier
Then who you prove to be

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Althearose
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:35am UTC

click to see this quote

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Althearose
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 12:48am UTC

&& Am I the only one
With special underwear set aside for when I'm on my period..?
Format credit: Sandrasaurus

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theycantdiagonse
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 8:19pm UTC

WHEN TEACHERS GIVE YOU AN ASSIGNMENT AND SAY:
“THIS ISN’T THE TYPE OF ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO
THE NIGHT BEFORE IT’S DUE”and you're like:
"you underestimate my power"
N M F / N M Q

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itslovex808
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 10:21pm UTC

Reasons Why
I volunteer to pass out papers:
10 % - because I'm a nice student
30% - to walk around and talk to my friends
60% - to look at other people's grades >:)

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LessthanPerfect
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 9:00pm UTC

Dear advertisements,
Wanna get off witty?
Sincerely,
reading it for 5 minutes thinking its a quote!

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xilovehimx77
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 9:04pm UTC

Boys Who...
give you their hoodie when your cold.

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