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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 10:32pm UTC

I'm writing a book, so far so good, I've got the page numbers done.
-Steven Wright

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 10:18pm UTC

California happens to be a fine place to live - if you happen to be and orange.-Fred Allen

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Alright everyone, line up alphabetically by your height.-nmq

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 10:11pm UTC

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.-nmq

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. -Charles Schulz

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 4:44pm UTC

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 3:55pm UTC

A line is a dot that went for a walk. ..._________ Paul Klee

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about. - Author Unknown

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 3:49pm UTC

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
- Katharine Hepburn

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 3:32pm UTC

When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!..........then make lemonade

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon… -nmq

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 1:00pm UTC

The road to success is always under construction.
-nmq

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 12:49pm UTC

I hate when my dog barks because I can't understand anything that she is saying!

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 9:55am UTC

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
nmq

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 9:44am UTC

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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kaylee12321
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July 4, 2012 9:32am UTC

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars in the sky, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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kaylee12321
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July 3, 2012 10:45pm UTC

My sarcasm only gets me in trouble when my brain-to-mouth filter is malfunctioning. -Unknown

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kaylee12321
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July 3, 2012 10:42pm UTC

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.Steven Wrigh

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kaylee12321
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July 3, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.

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kaylee12321
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July 3, 2012 10:07pm UTC

I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

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