LandonIsWitty posted a quote
July 11, 2012 2:07pm UTC
Happy birthday mommy! I got you a mug (: Thanks! What does it look like? Well, it says "World's Best Grandma on it". But I'm not a grandma? ...Surprise..! HOME, NOW. not my quote. not my format.
Father: Say Daddy! Baby: Mommy Father: Come on! Say daddy! Baby: Mommy. Father: F*ck you! Say daddy! Baby: F*ck you Mother: Honey! I'm home! Baby: F*ck you Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?! Baby: Daddy Father: Are you kidding me?!
XxMaggieexX posted a quote
July 8, 2012 7:08pm UTC
Teacher: You're late. Student: I'm late? Teacher: You missed an entire period. Student: Teacher: Student: Teacher: Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?.
To realize the value of ONE YEAR ask a student who failed a grade To realize the value of ONE MONTH ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby To realize the value of ONE WEEK ask the editor of a weekly newspaper To realize the value of ONE DAY ask the person who was born on February 29th To realize the value of ONE HOUR ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of ONE MINUTE ask the person who missed the train To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND ask the person who just advoided an accident To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics
BravoSierra posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC
While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years." I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."
4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends. I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.